艾伦脱口秀第246期:现在充满自信

 　　Thank you very much,Thank you very much,Have a seat 很感谢大家 很感谢大家 请坐

　　Oh boy,Back at you back at you everybody,Thanks for being here,Have a seat 哦 天啊 掌声如数送还大家 谢谢大家能到场 请坐

　　Look how far down you've moved just by clapping 看看你们仅仅拍手 就移动了多少距离

　　All those people ended up four seats away from the original seat 所有人最后站的地方和原来相差四个座位

　　I have a piano here because I have an idea,I think it's a good idea 我这儿放了一架钢琴 因为我有个点子 我觉得这是个好点子

　　Most of my ideas are good and this is what's happened 我的点子大多数都很有创意 事情是这样的

　　I'm so,I have the confidence now because I predicted the Green Bay Packers would win the Super Bowl and they won 我非常 我现在充满自信 因为我预言绿湾包装工队会赢得超级碗 结果他们赢了

　　So when that happened I thought I should predict more things 所以这件事之后 我觉得我应该预言更多事情

　　So I know you know that Lady Gaga has a new song coming out and she's gonna premiere it on the Grammys 总所周知 Lady Gaga将要推出新的单曲 她准备在格莱美上首演

　　and the Lyrics have been released and no one knows what the song sounds like,They just have the lyrics 歌词已经放出来了 但是没人知道曲子是什么 只有歌词

　　and the radio is saying she's gonna play it for the first time on Friday  广播上说她会在周五首次演唱

　　So I have the lyrics and I thought I should just take a shot at what it's gonna sound like 所以我已经拿到了歌词 我觉得我应该试着谱一下曲子

　　So,I don't play piano really or sing,But that doesn't matter 所以 我其实不太会弹钢琴 或者唱歌 但是这不重要

　　I think if you get the Lady Gaga frame of mind and you have the lyrics 我觉得如果你懂得Lady Gaga的精髓 再加上歌词

　　I think where are the lyrics right now,They are right here 我觉得 歌词在哪儿 它们在这儿

　　I feel I need to have a Gaga feeling about me,bring out my,I designed something that makes me feel 我需要找到Lady Gaga的感觉 拿出来吧 我设计了一样东西能让我进入状态