艾伦脱口秀第260期:展示大家的照片

　　Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes Osteria IIson 这么读对吗 对的

　　how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody¹ else?I'm scared,I bet you are 你觉得我刚才展示给大家的照片怎么样 吓到我了 你肯定吓着了

　　I bet you very scared,can you guss what picture I'm gonna show 我确定你肯定吓坏了 你能猜出我会展示哪张照片么

　　I picked thousand that I have,oh really 我贴了成千上万张

　　I just saw one that I thought that was really really worth showing 我只看到了一张 我觉得真的真的值得一秀

　　Well let's just show it 好吧 我们来看看吧

　　That's not me,that's just one of my friend 这不是我 只是我一个朋友

　　I don't care,I'm not asking you to come down here 我不管 我又没让你下来这

　　That's called "face"book,who is that 这叫“脸”书 这人是谁

　　Let's get to the bottom of this,who is this 我得刨根问底了 这人是谁

　　It's one of my best friend Michel Luis 我其中的一个最好的朋友Michel

　　I'm blessing his face all he probably watch this 我在想他的脸 他也许在看这个

　　We are hiking on mount Ail on national park 我们在国家公园爬Ali山

　　we cilmb very dangerous rocks up to,that sign is "hidden canyon" 我们爬了那些非常奇险的石头 看到了牌子上写的“内有峡谷”

　　This is the post that he gives me 这是他给我的照片

　　Well he has a very pretty lady butt is what he has,very pretty 恩 他有个很美的女人屁股 非常漂亮

　　All right,All right,I bet after you show all the stuff 好吧 好吧 我相信在你们展示了这些东西后

　　you gonna all change your privacy settings I'm sure 我确定你们都会改你们的私人设置的

　　and those of you who I didn't show,congratulation I didn't show them 还有一些我们有展示的 恭喜你们 我没有展示

　　But if I did show your picture today,you gonna get a brand new computer,you gonna get a brand new Acer laptop 但是我今天展示图片的那些人 你们将会得到一台崭新的电脑 你们会得到一台崭新的宏基笔记本

　　For those of you who didn't get the picture show let's dance 那些没有让我展示照片的人 我们跳舞吧 

1 everybody   

pron.每人，人人(=everyone)

参考例句：

• Christmas is a holiday for everybody.圣诞节是所有人的节日。
• It is difficult to find a time that suits everybody.很难找到一个对每人都合适的时间。