-Oh, what is that? -Thats a sleek cup. It's something that us, ah, gentlemen with the smaller penis use to overcompensate. -We were just talking about my weenus backstage. -Your weenus. Well, thats gonna make the news. Whats the, whats the weenus. -I...
-Congratulations on getting married. Married again. -Thank you. -Were you able to enjoy it, because I, you had, it was smallish, right? That actually was smallish. -Yeah, yeah, hum, yeah, it was small and it was nice, my family and it was just great,...
-Hi, Tina. -Hi, how are you? -Im fantastic. How are you? -Im good. Thank you. -How are you, feel like, cant believe it, like you don't have a I cant believe it. (-I cant believe it.) -How in the world? What happen. So you are not busy enough and now...
Celtics? How do you feel about playing in Celtics as a Knickerbocker now? -I'm excited. I'm excited there. It's just, you know, it's just looking back at the history of the whole New York to Boston. Not just in basketball, but in life and general, yo...
-Now, lets talk about your husband. You are still married to David Arquette? -Uh, I am. -Well, how was David Arquette? Because hes been on the show many times, hes an unusual fellow. -Yeah. -And, and I thought, I thought, uh, well, this marriage must...
There was one point you were talking to a bunch of kids and you said that vanilla ice cream contains beaver. Beaver anal gland, yes. Oh, come on, youre telling me you dont like beaver anal gland? OK, if youve ever had... You have sprinkled with that,...
-Youve lost some weight. What is your, it is none of my business, but how much did you weight at, at your top number? -Last year, I was, I weighted about 315, hum, I am like down to 290 now. -Oh, congratulations. -Yeah, you look good. -Thank you. -No...
-Well, this is, this is heaven on earth. Tell us what this is, Ben. That's the Kalalau Trail in Kauai, Hawaii. That's not me. But that isI did hike that Trail recently. It's a 12 miles trail, its one of the most beautiful trails in the world. -It cer...
What kind of shows did you watch when you were a kid then? Hum, I like Threes Company. I like... Oh, Good lord. Oh, knock it off. Thanks. Thank you. A couple of people like it too. Thats all right. It's a good show, you know, Come and knock on our do...
- Now I understand that you are thinking of taking another job. - I have no idea actually. - I did realize your contract is When? Soon. - Yes, it's up. On the beginning of June, June 4th, I think. - No. So that means - Yeah, can you believe it's been...
Give us your most negative impression for the future of Japan and your most optimistic impression for the future of Japan. -The most optimistic one is that the workers put water over the reactor core. Electricity is turned on. It is stable. And then...
-Chris Brown, riding high. Brand new CD out, F.A.M.E it's out today. It already has three no.1 hits, the fourth one climbing the charts and the album is no.1 on iTunes today. It's a far cry from the last time the two of us sat down, just months after...
S: The idea of having Paul McCartney sing a song that I wrote has to be one of the most exciting things of his life. S: But let me tell you. Let me tell you how this happened. Lorne Michaels who is the... S: Saturday Night Live. C: Night Live. S: Goo...
-You can do a movie like A-Team, you could do a movie like the Hangover and it's assignable. -Right. -But you're carrying it. -Right. -So if this opens on the weekend, and this makes two and a half sense. People might say, oh, Bradley Cooper, did we...
This NCAA basketball tournament generates analogue close to a billion dollars, maybe more than a billion dollars? Well, we pay 11 billion dollars for it, and my concern is I don't think you can pay college players, because you can not pay to football...
