《柯南脱口秀》第196期:电脑界的大新闻
Joseph Gordon-Levitt coming up in a few minutes,Billy Eichner is here. 乔瑟夫高登李维待会儿就要出来了 比利艾希纳也来作客 And I'm covered in snake spit.It was worth it.Totally.that was not a realistic looking snake. 我浑身是蛇
《柯南脱口秀》第197期:真实的剪贴画
And I'm going to show you my favorite ones.These are all real. 我要给大家看我最喜欢的一些 这都是真的 This is real clip art images.I didn't create these.these are real. 这都是真实存在的剪贴画 不是我自己编的 这都是真
《柯南脱口秀》第198期:购物伙伴
I feel dumb mentioning this one the air but I'm going to do it.Ok. 我觉得在做节目时说这事有点傻 但我就说了 好的 You never mentioned the sweater I sent you on Cyber Monday. 你没提过我网购周一寄给你的毛衣啊 You sent
《柯南脱口秀》第199期:经常使用贝宝
You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出 Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安
《柯南脱口秀》第200期:最佳表演奖
You got energy.Yeah,man,come on.You got energy and pep of a young man.me?I'm like an old man. 你真有活力 当然了 拜托 你的活力和劲头就像年轻人一样 我吗 我更像个老年人 You came running out and you embraced me.You're so
《柯南脱口秀》第201期:很棒的演员
But then once I put on that face and put in the contact lenses. 但是当我化完妆 戴上隐形眼镜后 Cause it was a nose and lips,eyebrows,ears.All subtle but a lot of stuff. 因为有鼻子 嘴唇 眉毛 耳朵 都是小东西 但是有很多
《柯南脱口秀》第202期:世上最好的人
We're back with Joseph Gordon Levitt. 我们回来了 这是乔瑟夫高登李维 You have been in this business such a long time.You started out as a kid. 你在这行做了很久 你以前是个童星 We actually found this clip of you on Celebrity
《柯南脱口秀》第203期:超级喜欢你
Hi,guys.Billy,thank you for being here. 嗨 各位 比利 谢谢你来做客 That was the first group hug in late night ever. 这是深夜第一个群抱 History.you broke barriers. 具有历史意义 你打破了屏障 That was exciting. 真让人激动
《柯南脱口秀》第204期:音乐剧粉
What were you doing? 你在干嘛 He's saying three hours.He was saying it was 3 hours. 他说是3小时 他说是3小时 Come down.Joe and I are friend. 冷静 乔和我是朋友 Interstellar,yeah.Are there no jokes in outer space? 《星际穿越》
《柯南脱口秀》第205期:少年时代
Now you are,what about boyhood? boyhood. 那么 《少年时代》呢 《少年时代》 This is a movie that follows real actors over 12 years. 这部电影跟踪拍摄了演员们12年 Yes,12 years.It's a great movie. 是的 12年 这部电影很棒
《柯南脱口秀》第206期:重要的话题
She can't follow me?I love her on twitter. 她不能关注我吗 我喜欢推特上的她 Ok,you're bitter she unfollowed you. 你很难过她取消了关注 I'm a little bitter,because I like following her twitter,so I like to be followed back. 有点
《柯南脱口秀》第207期:超越美国
They were making noises.Why can't I make noises? 他们也乱叫了啊 我怎么就不能 Sometimes I want to do it back to them.I know,I know. 有时候我就想回敬他们 是啊 Actually why they're cheering I'm always going,bop,beep. 他们欢呼的
《柯南脱口秀》第208期:井子游戏
What else is going on?North Korea,crazy news out of North Korea. 还有什么 朝鲜一则疯狂的新闻 North Korea has ordered people with the same name as Kim Jong-un to change their names. 朝鲜要求 与金正恩重名的人改名 Yes.If you h
《柯南脱口秀》第209期:结婚纪念日
I got an award for that joke.Put it right over here in my mind. 我靠这段子获奖了 就放在我脑子里 Crazy story,today in Oklahoma,two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station. 疯狂的消息 今天在俄
《柯南脱口秀》第210期:电视的大日子
We got great television tonight.This is an exciting night for television. 今晚节目很棒 今晚是电视的大日子 You know,Andy,tonight is the night of that live Peter pan musical on NBC. 安迪 今晚NBC放松直播彼得潘音乐剧 Oh,yeah,
