摩登家庭第六季 第99期:跟女士小胡须说再见!

 We're gonna walk right past my waxing place. Say goodbye to that gal¹ stache. 我们会路过我做蜜蜡脱毛的地方。跟你的女士小胡须说再见吧。

If it were easy, everyone would be hot. 如果舒服的话，那所有人都是辣妹了。

Yep, you know, I-it's not just my feet. It's from when I walked into the stop sign because you wouldn't give me back my -- 是，但不仅是高跟鞋让我的脚疼。是我不慎撞到了停车标志牌上面，因为你不肯还给我...

Okay, fine. I'll give you back your man-goggles. Here. 好吧，把你的眼镜还给你，拿着。

I just thought we might run into some cute boys on the way home, but it's probably best we didn't. 我只是以为回家的路上我们可能会遇到几个帅哥，不过幸好没有遇到。

That's a pretty angry lip you got there. 你的嘴唇又红又肿。

Really? Does everybody's get this red? 真的吗？别人都会这么红吗？

Well, you had quite a bit of growth. 你的汗毛太多了。

I was gonna have that lady take a crack at your arms, but she had already sweat through her apron². 我本来还想让那个女人处理一下你的胳膊，不过她的围裙都被汗湿透了。

Oh, my gosh! 天呐！

I already have 100 likes on my picture of my new nails. 我新指甲的照片已经得到一百个赞了。

Um, FYI, I'm -- I'm sort of in the background there, screaming mid-wax. 告诉你一声，照片背景里好像有我脱毛时尖叫的样子。

400 people liked this photo. I was not one of them. 四百个人对此照片点赞。我不是其中之一。

My art teacher made a pithy³ "Blue period" comment, and my top prom prospect⁴ suddenly found a girlfriend in Canada. 我的美术老师留了个关于"蓝调时期"的短评，而我的头号候选舞会舞伴突然找了个加拿大女朋友。

Do you think I could get my sneakers back? 你能不能把运动鞋还给我？

Ohh, I threw them away with the rest of your clothes when you were in the changing room. 你去试衣服的时候我把你的鞋和衣服都扔了。

I thought about saving them for the housekeeper⁵, but I couldn't remember if she had a son. 我本来想把它们送给管家的，可我不记得她是不是有儿子。

 

1 gal   

n.姑娘，少女

参考例句：

• We decided to go with the gal from Merrill.我们决定和那个从梅里尔来的女孩合作。
• What's the name of the gal? 这个妞叫什么？

2 apron   

n.围裙；工作裙

参考例句：

• We were waited on by a pretty girl in a pink apron.招待我们的是一位穿粉红色围裙的漂亮姑娘。
• She stitched a pocket on the new apron.她在新围裙上缝上一只口袋。

3 pithy   

adj.(讲话或文章)简练的

参考例句：

• Many of them made a point of praising the film's pithy dialogue.他们中很多人特别赞扬了影片精炼的对白。
• His pithy comments knocked the bottom out of my argument.他精辟的评论驳倒了我的论点。

4 prospect   

n.前景，前途；景色，视野

参考例句：

• This state of things holds out a cheerful prospect.事态呈现出可喜的前景。
• The prospect became more evident.前景变得更加明朗了。

5 housekeeper   

n.管理家务的主妇，女管家

参考例句：

• A spotless stove told us that his mother is a diligent housekeeper.炉子清洁无瑕就表明他母亲是个勤劳的主妇。
• She is an economical housekeeper and feeds her family cheaply.她节约持家，一家人吃得很省。