《美少女的谎言》第40期:配合一下

So, you want to come up to my room?

你愿意去我的房间吗

I can't do this.

我做不到

But you make me so hot.

但你让我很兴奋

No, I mean, I can't do this with you.

不 我是说 对你 我做不到

Girls like her don't approach guys like me.

像她那样的女孩从不接近像我这样的男孩

Unless they have

除非她们

deep-seated self-esteem issues

非常自卑

and a serious drinking problem.

而且还酗酒

Just play along, Lucas.

配合一下吧 卢卡斯

This is embarrassing. Why?

这太尴尬了 为什么

Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances

因为我不需要知道怎么去回绝

of a genetic¹ splice² between Barbie and Shakira.

芭比公主或者夏奇拉的邀请

It's just never gonna happen.

因为这永远不可能发生

The point of this is to be prepared

这只是为了让你在这种情形

for the situation when it does arise--

真的发生时有所准备

Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts.

玛兹拉老师 看看我

I have the upper-body strength of screech³,

我上身完全没有肌肉

and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone.

周末我一个人宅在家玩游戏机

I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.

我想我会失去处子之身的可能性微乎其微

Both of you, start again.

你们俩 重来

So, you wanna come up to my room?

你愿意去我房间吗

1 genetic   

adj.遗传的，遗传学的

参考例句：

• It's very difficult to treat genetic diseases.遗传性疾病治疗起来很困难。
• Each daughter cell can receive a full complement of the genetic information.每个子细胞可以收到遗传信息的一个完全补偿物。

2 splice   

v.接合，衔接；n.胶接处，粘接处

参考例句：

• He taught me to edit and splice film.他教我剪辑和粘接胶片。
• The film will be spliced with footage of Cypress Hill to be filmed in America.这部电影要和将在美国拍摄的柏树山乐队的音乐片段粘接在一起。

3 screech   

n./v.尖叫；(发出)刺耳的声音

参考例句：

• He heard a screech of brakes and then fell down. 他听到汽车刹车发出的尖锐的声音,然后就摔倒了。
• The screech of jet planes violated the peace of the afternoon. 喷射机的尖啸声侵犯了下午的平静。