生活大爆炸第一季第十一集_3：The Pancake Batter

 　　生活大爆炸第一季第十一集_3：The Pancake Batter¹ Anomaly

　　-Rajesh: Here we go. Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness.

　　开始了，10个半小时的精彩猿人生活。

　　-Leonard: Damn it, my glasses.

　　见鬼，我的眼镜呢?

　　Okay, I'm blind here, guys.

　　我什么也看不见了。

　　Can you help me find them?

　　兄弟们帮我找下眼镜？

　　-Howard: Sorry.

　　不好意思。

　　-Rajesh: Okay.

　　好了。

　　-Howard: Found them.

　　我找到了

　　-Leonard: Oh, great.

　　好极了

　　-Howard: I'm sorry. Don't you have a spare?

　　对不起你没有备用的吗?

　　-Leonard: Yeah. At home.

　　有在家里

　　-Rajesh: Well, if you leave now, you can be back before the gorillas² rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.

　　你现在回去拿你来得及在大猩猩把Charlton Heston撕碎前赶回来，

　　-Howard: Unless Sheldon's there, in which case, you'll be trapped forever in his whiny³, hyper- neurotic⁴ snot web.

　　最好Sheldon不在家，万一在，你就会被他的牢骚，神经质和鼻涕拖住回不来了。

　　-Leonard: Hi. Penny?

　　嘿 Penny?

　　Uh, I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant?

　　我只是想知道Sheldon 还在餐厅吗?

　　Okay, that was very nice of you.

　　你真是太好了

　　Okay, I am going to go.

　　好了，我得挂了。

　　Got kind of a full-blown Chernobyl thing here.

　　现在这里就像切尔诺贝利的翻版。

　　Going to go. Bye.

　　挂了，拜。

　　He's home. I'm screwed.

　　他在家，我完了。

　　Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y blurriness.

　　10个半小时的模糊的猿人生活。

　　-Rajesh: How about Lasik?

　　你为什么不去激光?

　　-Leonard: You want me to get eye surgery?

　　你想让我去做眼部手术?

　　-Rajesh: Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon,

　　or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?

　　那你是想回家陪Sheldon，还是用激光刀，让你的角膜再次冒险之旅?

　　-Rajesh: Well?

　　怎么样?

　　-Leonard: I'm thinking.

　　我在考虑呢。

　　-Penny: Okay, nice and cozy⁵.

　　好了，好好躺下，睡一觉。

　　Okay? I'll see you later.

　　好吗? 我过会再来看你。

　　-Sheldon: Wait. Will you please rub this on my chest?

　　等等。你能不能把这个涂在我胸口上?

　　-Penny: Oh, Sheldon, can't you do that yourself?

　　Sheldon 你就不能自己涂吗?

　　-Sheldon: VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.

　　这药膏会让我的手闻起来怪怪的

　　-Penny: But, Sheldon...

　　但是 Sheldon...

　　-Sheldon: Please, please, please, please, please?

　　求你了，求你了，求你了，求你了，求你了？

　　-Penny: I can't believe I'm doing this.

　　真不敢相信我会这么做。

　　-Sheldon: No, no. Counterclockwise, or my chest hair mats.

　　不，逆时针，否则我胸毛会缠起来的。

　　-Penny: Sorry.

　　对不起。

　　-Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?

　　你能不能给我唱 "软软的Kitty"?

　　-Penny: What?

　　什么?

　　-Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.

　　我每次生病我妈都给我唱的。

　　-Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.

　　对不起，亲爱的，我不会。

　　-Sheldon: I'll teach you.

　　我教你。

　　* Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur *

　　* 软软的kitty 暖暖的kitty 一团小毛球 *

　　* Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. *

　　* 快乐的kitty 睡着的kitty 喵喵喵 *

　　Now you.

　　轮到你了

　　-Penny: * Soft kitty, warm kitty... *

　　* 软软的kitty 暖暖的kitty... *

　　-Sheldon: * Little ball of fur *

　　* 一团小毛球 *

　　Keep rubbing.

　　别停。

　　-Penny: Little ball of fur

　　* 一团小毛球 *

　　-Leonard: What do you see? What do you see?

　　你看到什么了? 你看到什么了?

　　-Rajesh: I can't. The living room appears to be empty.

　　我还没看见呢，客厅里好像没人。

　　-Leonard: He must be in his bedroom.

　　他肯定在卧室。

　　My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.

　　我的备用眼睛在卧室在梳妆台蝙蝠侠标记的旁边。

　　-Howard: I'm not going in there.

　　我不会进去的

　　-Leonard: Raj?

　　Raj?

　　-Rajesh: No way, Jose.

　　想都别想 Jose

　　-Leonard: But I can't do it. I can't see anything.

　　但是我也不行，我什么也看不见。

　　-Howard: It's all right.

　　没关系。

　　Wireless⁶ minicam and Bluetooth headset.

　　无线摄像头加蓝牙耳机。

　　We'll be your eyes.

　　我们就是你的眼睛。

　　-Leonard: Fine.

　　好吧。

　　-Howard: One more thing. This is a subsonic impact sensor⁷.

　　还有，这是一个音速感应器。

　　If Sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk, is device will register it and send a signal to the laptop.

　　如果Sheldon下床，开始讲话，它发生会发信号到电脑上。

　　At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick Sheldon, you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.

　　那个时候，基于房间的地理位置和Sheldon的位移速度，你大概有7秒钟离开屋子，不管有没有拿到眼镜。

　　-Leonard: Won't my footsteps set it off?

　　但是，我的脚步声就不会启动它吗?

　　-Howard: No. You'll be on your hands and knees.

　　不，因为你是爬进去的。

　　Now, you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to Sheldon's room.

　　现在你得把感应器放到离Sheldon最近的地方。

　　-Leonard: Look, how do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?

　　听着你要我怎么带着这个爬进去?

　　-Howard: Stay low. Bear left. Now keep true.

　　趴低点，左转，保持方向不变。

　　-Leonard: What?

　　什么意思?

　　-Howard: It means "go straight."

　　意思是"直走"。

　　-Leonard: Then just say, "Go straight."

　　那你干嘛不说"直走"

　　-Howard: You don't say, "Go straight." When you're giving bearings, you say, "Keep true."

　　行进的时候不说"直走"要说"保持方向不变"不说"直走"

　　-Leonard: All right. I just hit my head.

　　好吧，我敲到头了。

　　-Howard: Because you didn't keep true.

　　那是因为你没有"保持方向不变"。

　　Okay, turn right.

　　好了，右转。

　　-Rajesh: The, the picture's breaking up.

　　画面，没画面了。

　　-Howard: Angle your head to the right.

　　头右转。

　　Now, a little more.

　　再转。

　　Little more.

　　再转点。

　　That's it.

　　好了。

　　Now, just keep true.

　　现在保持这样。

　　All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room.

　　好了，你现在离Sheldon的房间很近了。

　　Deploy⁸ the sensor.

　　把感应器放好。

　　Now, turn it on.

　　好了，打开它。

　　-Leonard: It wasn't on?

　　它还没有被打开?

　　-Howard: No.

　　没有。

　　-Leonard: Then why did I have to crawl?

　　那我为什么要爬着进来?

　　-Howard: No, I guess you didn't.

　　我想其实你不用爬的。

　　-Leonard: Okay, it's on.

　　好了，开了。

　　-Howard: Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

　　很好，现在你得爬了。

　　-Leonard: I know.

　　我知道。

　　-Howard: Hang on. The sensor's picking up something.

　　等等，好像有情况。

　　Turn your head back.

　　回头。

　　-Penny: You rat bastard⁹.

　　你这大混蛋。

　　-Howard: old you the sensor would work.

　　你说你的感应器很有用

　　-Leonard: Hi.

　　嘿。

　　-Penny: You deliberately¹⁰ stuck me with Sheldon.

　　你故意让我来照顾Sheldon。

　　-Leonard: Come on, I had to.

　　对不起，我也不想的。

　　You see what he's like?

　　你也看见他那样?

　　-Sheldon: Penny? Penny, I'm hungry.

　　Penny? Penny我饿了.

　　-Penny: Uh, it's okay, sweetie.

　　没关系亲爱的

　　Good news! Leonard's home!

　　好消息! Leonard回来了!

　　-Leonard: Nooo!

　　不!

　　-Penny: Here you go. Good luck. Bye.

　　这给你.祝你好运,拜!

　　-Leonard: Wait, wait.

　　等等。

　　-Sheldon: Leonard! I'm hungry!

　　Leonard! 我饿了!

　　-Leonard: Penny, take me with you!

　　Penny带我一起走!

　　-Sheldon: Leonard? I want grilled¹¹ cheese.

　　Leonard? 我要烤奶酪。

　　Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?

　　你觉得Penny会回来照顾我们俩么?

　　-Leonard: I don't think Penny's ever coming here again.

　　我不觉得Penny还会再来了。

　　-Sheldon: I'm very congested.

　　我鼻子塞得厉害。

　　-Leonard: Yeah? So?

　　所以呢?

　　-Sheldon: Could you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey buster labeled "mucous"?

　　你能不能到厨房帮我把那根标着"黏液"的吸管拿来?

　　-Leonard: If I stand, I'll vomit¹².

　　如果我还站得起来我铁定去吐了

　　-Sheldon: Under the sink, in a Tupper Ware¹³ bowl.

　　就在水槽下面的陶瓷碗里

　　gorillas：大猩猩

　　rip：拉开

　　crap out：输掉

　　whiny：好发牢骚的

　　full-blown：成熟的

　　Chernobyl：【切尔诺贝利，1986年那发生核泄漏】

　　corneas：角膜

　　laser beam：激光束

　　counterclockwise：逆时针

　　minicam：摄像头

　　Bluetooth headset：蓝牙耳机

　　subsonic：次音速的

　　ambulatory：可行走的

　　mucous：黏液

　　buster: 小家伙

1 batter   

v.接连重击；磨损；n.牛奶面糊；击球员

参考例句：

• The batter skied to the center fielder.击球手打出一个高飞球到中外野手。
• Put a small quantity of sugar into the batter.在面糊里放少量的糖。

2 gorillas   

n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 )；暴徒，打手

参考例句：

• the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
• Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 whiny   

adj. 好发牢骚的, 嘀咕不停的, 烦躁的

参考例句：

• People get rude and whiny when they are exhausted. 人们在精疲力竭的时候会变得粗野，爱发牢骚。
• People get rude and whiny and exacting when they are exhausted. 人在筋疲力尽的时候会变得粗暴、爱发牢骚而苛求。

4 neurotic   

adj.神经病的，神经过敏的；n.神经过敏者，神经病患者

参考例句：

• Nothing is more distracting than a neurotic boss. 没有什么比神经过敏的老板更恼人的了。
• There are also unpleasant brain effects such as anxiety and neurotic behaviour.也会对大脑产生不良影响，如焦虑和神经质的行为。

5 cozy   

adj.亲如手足的，密切的，暖和舒服的

参考例句：

• I like blankets because they are cozy.我喜欢毛毯，因为他们是舒适的。
• We spent a cozy evening chatting by the fire.我们在炉火旁聊天度过了一个舒适的晚上。

6 wireless   

adj.无线的；n.无线电

参考例句：

• There are a lot of wireless links in a radio.收音机里有许多无线电线路。
• Wireless messages tell us that the ship was sinking.无线电报告知我们那艘船正在下沉。

7 sensor   

n.传感器，探测设备，感觉器（官）

参考例句：

• The temperature sensor is enclosed in a protective well.温度传感器密封在保护套管中。
• He plugged the sensor into a outlet.他把传感器插进电源插座。

8 deploy   

v.（军）散开成战斗队形，布置，展开

参考例句：

• The infantry began to deploy at dawn.步兵黎明时开始进入战斗位置。
• The president said he had no intention of deploying ground troops.总统称并不打算部署地面部队。

9 bastard   

n.坏蛋，混蛋；私生子

参考例句：

• He was never concerned about being born a bastard.他从不介意自己是私生子。
• There was supposed to be no way to get at the bastard.据说没有办法买通那个混蛋。

10 deliberately   

adv.审慎地；蓄意地；故意地

参考例句：

• The girl gave the show away deliberately.女孩故意泄露秘密。
• They deliberately shifted off the argument.他们故意回避这个论点。

11 grilled   

adj. 烤的, 炙过的, 有格子的 动词grill的过去式和过去分词形式

参考例句：

• He was grilled for two hours before the police let him go. 他被严厉盘查了两个小时后，警察才放他走。
• He was grilled until he confessed. 他被严加拷问，直到他承认为止。

12 vomit   

v.呕吐，作呕；n.呕吐物，吐出物

参考例句：

• They gave her salty water to make her vomit.他们给她喝盐水好让她吐出来。
• She was stricken by pain and began to vomit.她感到一阵疼痛，开始呕吐起来。

13 ware   

n.(常用复数)商品，货物

参考例句：

• The shop sells a great variety of porcelain ware.这家店铺出售品种繁多的瓷器。
• Good ware will never want a chapman.好货不须叫卖。