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Joke English 第一期

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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his
     健康检查
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from
suffer from + disease1/hardship表示患病/遭受苦难       
a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.

If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
       the + adj 表示一类人/事物
die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try
 准备(e.g.Mon is fixing lunch/I'll fix you a drink=I'll fix a drink for you.)
to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a
         总体上       确保,确定+从句
good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious2 meal. For
心情好 心情不好--not in mood/in a bad mood  喜怒无常的人--- a man of moods
dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't

burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
do some chores做家务   burden sb with sth 使某人承担某事 have a bad day这一天过得很糟糕
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make

his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with

your husband several times a week and satisfy his every

whim3. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I
这里指“性欲”
think your husband will regain4 his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did

the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.


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1 disease etMxx     
n.疾病,弊端
参考例句:
  • The doctors are trying to stamp out the disease.医生正在尽力消灭这种疾病。
  • He fought against the disease for a long time.他同疾病做了长时间的斗争。
2 nutritious xHzxO     
adj.有营养的,营养价值高的
参考例句:
  • Fresh vegetables are very nutritious.新鲜蔬菜富于营养。
  • Hummingbirds have discovered that nectar and pollen are very nutritious.蜂鸟发现花蜜和花粉是很有营养的。
3 whim 2gywE     
n.一时的兴致,突然的念头;奇想,幻想
参考例句:
  • I bought the encyclopedia on a whim.我凭一时的兴致买了这本百科全书。
  • He had a sudden whim to go sailing today.今天他突然想要去航海。
4 regain YkYzPd     
vt.重新获得,收复,恢复
参考例句:
  • He is making a bid to regain his World No.1 ranking.他正为重登世界排名第一位而努力。
  • The government is desperate to regain credibility with the public.政府急于重新获取公众的信任。
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