UGLY BABY

A middle-aged¹ couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided² to try one last time for the son they always wanted. 

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful³ father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified⁴ to find an incredibly-ugly baby. 

He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous⁵ (丑恶的） child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." 

When his wife blushed（脸红）, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" 

His wife confessed, "Not this time."

1 middle-aged   

adj.中年的

参考例句：

• I noticed two middle-aged passengers.我注意到两个中年乘客。
• The new skin balm was welcome by middle-aged women.这种新护肤香膏受到了中年妇女的欢迎。

2 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

3 joyful   

adj.欢乐的，令人欢欣的

参考例句：

• She was joyful of her good result of the scientific experiments.她为自己的科学实验取得好成果而高兴。
• They were singing and dancing to celebrate this joyful occasion.他们唱着、跳着庆祝这令人欢乐的时刻。

4 horrified   

a.(表现出)恐惧的

参考例句：

• The whole country was horrified by the killings. 全国都对这些凶杀案感到大为震惊。
• We were horrified at the conditions prevailing in local prisons. 地方监狱的普遍状况让我们震惊。

5 hideous   

adj.丑陋的，可憎的，可怕的，恐怖的

参考例句：

• The whole experience had been like some hideous nightmare.整个经历就像一场可怕的噩梦。
• They're not like dogs,they're hideous brutes.它们不像狗，是丑陋的畜牲。