艾伦脱口秀第265期:找话题跟别人聊天

 　　where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there 你妈妈呢 你妈妈在哪儿呢 我妈妈就在那儿啊

　　There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked every time,I know 在那 她今天来了 您好 每一次我都问 我知道

　　Please where's your mother?she's never been here for taping 请问妈妈在哪儿呢 她从来没到这里录过节目

　　The other day I drove¹ in,there's all sorts² of police 那天我正开车进来 好多的警察

　　There's all sorts of lines to get into the building.oh,the first lady is on her tour 很多人排队准备进这栋楼 才发现原来是第一夫人来访了

　　And I get my car scanned³ and unlocked⁴ here,we work here 然后我刷完卡 并准备开车去我工作的地方

　　And I looked into my rearview mirrow and there's your mother 我无意中看了下后视镜 猛的发现你妈了

　　And I went,oh,she's here for first lady,will she be here for the first nerd?you know 我想着 啊 她是来看第一夫人的 那她会去看第一书呆子吗 你懂的

　　And you are!Thank you!And she is,she loves you.I love her,she loves you. 您今天还真的来了 太谢谢了 对啊 她很爱你 我也爱她 她很爱你

　　When she hear you're gonna be here she said,cause she doesn't come all the time 当她知道你要来的时候就说过了 毕竟她不是经常露脸的

　　she does a lot but she doesn't come all the time and of course,you know the first lady 来是来 不会期期都出现 比如说第一夫人来了

　　she's gonna be here for that,she has to come,I understand,she has to 她就会赏个脸过来看看 这个必须来看的 我懂 必须的

　　your mother must be so proud of your success.How is your mom 你妈妈一定为你成功感到骄傲 妈妈最近好吗

　　she's great,she's great,she is very,she enjoys talking to people more than I do 我妈挺好的 她很 她比我健谈

　　So when they come to her and talk about the show,No! I love people. 所以 当别人和她聊起我的节目时 不是那个意思 我爱大家

　　But it's just,I'm shy or cantankerous,I don't know 人家只是害羞或者脾气不好 我自己也不太清楚

　　But my mother is very friendly.So she loves this new-found reason to talk to people,you know. 不过我妈妈确实很友善 她总能找到一些新话题去跟别人聊天

　　Maybe it sounds desperate,doesn't it?Idon't need it like that 听上去她像祥林嫂 是吧 我就不会这样

　　No,I mean she just enjoys saying hi.and talking about her son and his work 反正她就是喜欢跟人聊天 聊聊她儿子以及他的工作

　　And working you into the conversation somehow,yes.well,they work it for her typically,you know 不知不觉也把你引入对话中了 是的 你知道的 主要是别人让她聊的

　　But she won't,she doesn't poopoo it.she likes it happen,bring it on. 但是她不会 她不会去拒绝这个话题 正和她意 随便聊

　　yeah,so when they hear the name Pasons,they'll like Oh,any relation,right away 当他们说到Parsons的时候 会马上问 他还有其他兄弟姐妹吗

1 drove   

vbl.驾驶，drive的过去式；n.畜群

参考例句：

• He drove at a speed of sixty miles per hour.他以每小时60英里的速度开车。
• They drove foreign goods out of the market.他们把外国货驱逐出市场。

2 sorts   

n.分类( sort的名词复数 )；品质；品级；群v.分类，整理( sort的第三人称单数 )；挑选；[计算机]（根据指令的模式）把…分类；把…归类（常与with, together连用）

参考例句：

• The bank staff got up to all sorts of antics to raise money for charity. 银行职员使出各种可笑的花招为慈善事业筹款。
• He was out of sorts physically, as well as disordered mentally. 他浑身不舒服，心绪也很乱。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 scanned   

经（擦伤仪）仔细检查的

参考例句：

• He scanned the horizon for any sign of land. 他仔细眺望地平线，找寻陆地的踪影。
• She scanned his face to see if he was telling the truth. 她审视着他的脸，看他讲的是否是真话。

4 unlocked   

v.开锁( unlock的过去式和过去分词 )；开启；揭开；开着，解开

参考例句：

• Don't leave your desk unlocked. 请不要忘记锁好办公桌。
• On no account should you leave the door unlocked. 你无论如何也不应该不锁门。 来自《简明英汉词典》