艾伦脱口秀第266期:前所未有的礼物

 　　Pretty much,Pretty much.You know,my sister actually¹ has a son Michel 多少都会的啦 你知道吧 我的妹妹有个儿子Michel

　　and he looks a lot like me,especially³ Sheldon which is very weird⁴. 看起来跟我蛮像的 更像Sheldon 这件事很诡异

　　And he is smarter than I was⁵ as² a child.He sounds smarter than I ever⁶ did⁷,sort of like Sheldon. 他比我小的时候还要聪明 听他声音比我更像Sheldon

　　That's what really tips⁸ if off⁹ while¹⁰ he's with her.That's cute!It's cute.That's adorable! 这其实是我灵感的来源 太可爱了 确实可爱 是个小可爱啊

　　And then where did they live?They live in Spring Texas Hunston. 那他们住哪儿呢 他们住在德克萨斯州休斯敦市的Spring

　　And do you see him much?A couple¹² times a year,I get every Christmas always. 你会经常见到他么 一年也就见几次 但是每个圣诞节都会团聚

　　And they try to come out this spring.Or if they can't,I'll go out this spring,they'll come out here.It just depends¹³. 今年春天他们可能来看我 如果他们来不了 我就去看他们 看情况啦

　　And how was Christmas this year.Christmas was good. 今年的圣诞节过得怎么样 挺不错的

　　I did,I really gave¹⁴ my favourite gift I've ever given,I know it sounds weird. 我送出一个自己最心爱的前所未有的礼物 我知道听上去有点奇怪

　　But I was really happy.I bought my sister a new car. 但是我确实很高兴 我送了我妹妹一辆新车

　　That's fantastic,yeah!It's lovely you could¹⁵ do that.Yes,exactly right! 你人太好了 是的 你做的确实很棒 确实

　　I was,I felt inside¹⁶ I'm really lucky¹⁷ to be able¹¹ to,I can't believe¹⁸ I couldn't do this. 我觉得自己很幸运可以有这个条件 我觉得我必须送辆车给妹妹

　　And I did it.I had¹⁹ to warn²⁰ my mother cause²¹ you should,you know,when I said²² I bought Juley a car 并且我确实做到了 我还得告诉我妈 因为应该告诉一声 当我跟她说我给Juley买了辆车

　　And she was silent²³.And I was like Hello. 她当时就不说话了 我就跟她打了个招呼

　　And she goes,are you taking me to my new house in that car? 然后她问我 你是打算要用那辆新车载我去新房子的 是吗

　　And I said,no.Things do aren't going²⁴ that well yet²⁵.Maybe one day,mother. 我说 还没 我还没那么能耐 妈妈 也许会有那么一天吧

　　But she was very happy for her.My sister had like,she had this car for like over ten years, 当然她还是很替妹妹高兴的 我妹妹自己的车开了超过10年了都

　　a hundrend thousands miles²⁷ she had it from mile²⁶ one.And it was just the right thing to do. 她从一公里一直开到了10万公里 所以给她买辆新车再好不过了

　　And now the kids²⁸ are safer.yeah.and especially the one looks like you. 这样小孩子们会更安全 确实 尤其是那个很像你的小孩

　　You wanna susre he's safe.To protect²⁹ him.That's right 你要确保他的安全啊 保护他 对啊

　　We could use him on the show.Looks like you're buyer,sort of goint for taking care³⁰ of them.Yeah,probably.yeah! 说不定还能让他去拍拍电视什么的 看上去你只是买了辆车 其实是你想照顾他们 有那方面意思吧 是的

1 actually   

adv.实际上，事实上，竟然，居然，如今

参考例句：

• he looks young, but she's actually 50.她看上去年轻，可是实际上已五十岁了。
• Actually,that's not quite right.实际上，那不完全对。

2 as   

conj.按照；如同

参考例句：

• He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
• In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

3 especially   

adv.特别，尤其，格外；专门地，主要地

参考例句：

• I like to swim,especially in the sea.我喜欢游泳，尤其喜欢在大海中游泳。
• I am especially by math problems.我对数学问题特别感兴趣。

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

5 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

6 ever   

adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟

参考例句：

• Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
• I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。

7 did   

v.动词do的过去式

参考例句：

• How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
• Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

8 tips   

abbr.Tax Intercept Programs 税务拦截计划；to insure prompt service (gratuities) 确保快捷服务（赏金）；topical information packages 论题信息包n.顶端( tip的名词复数 )；倾斜；末端；（鸟或飞机的）翼尖v.（使）某物侧边提高，倾斜，翻倒( tip的第三人称单数 )；给小费；将（所盛之物）倒出；轻打

参考例句：

• the tips of your fingers 手指尖
• See Tips&Tricks for an exploit. 参见Tips&Tricks章节。 来自互联网

9 off   

adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外

参考例句：

• You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
• I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

10 while   

conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿

参考例句：

• In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。
• He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。

11 able   

adj.能...的，有才能的，能干的，能够的

参考例句：

• How good and able he is!瞧他多能干啊！
• He is able to do this job well.他有能力做好这件工作。

12 couple   

n.对，夫妇，数个；v.加倍，成双，连结

参考例句：

• I have a couple of things to do.我有几件事要做。
• I'll come again in a couple of days.我过两天再来。

13 depends   

v.依靠( depend的第三人称单数 )；依赖；信赖；决定于

参考例句：

• The success or failure of the plan depends on you. 这项计划的成败取决于你。
• Our future prosperity depends on economic growth. 我们未来的繁荣昌盛依赖经济的发展。

14 gave   

vbl.（give的过去式）给予，产生，发表

参考例句：

• He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱，我给了他一些。
• I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图，这样你就不会迷路了。

15 could   

v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以

参考例句：

• Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
• I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

16 inside   

n.内部，内脏，内幕；adj.内部的，秘密的，户内的；prep.在...之内

参考例句：

• Two minutes later we were inside the taxi.两分钟以后我们已经坐在出租车里面了。
• He will be back inside two days.他将在两天内回来。

17 lucky   

adj.幸运的，侥幸的，碰巧的，吉祥的

参考例句：

• Three is my lucky number.三是我的幸运数字。
• You are a lucky dog.你真是个幸运儿。

18 believe   

v.相信；认为

参考例句：

• Believe it or not,that's the way it is.信不信由你，反正事情就是这样。
• I believe what you say.我相信你的话。

19 had   

vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有

参考例句：

• I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
• The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

20 warn   

vt.警告，注意，远离；vi.提醒

参考例句：

• I must warn you that my patience is almost at an end.我必须警告你我已经没有耐心了。
• If you warn me in advance,I will have your order ready for you.你若预先通知我，我就能给您准备好了。

21 cause   

pron.造成，使发生

参考例句：

• Bad teeth often cause pain.坏牙常引起疼痛。
• Unhappiness is the root cause of his illness.不开心是他生病的根源。

22 said   

v.动词say的过去式、过去分词

参考例句：

• He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
• He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

23 silent   

adj.安静的，不吵闹的，沉默的，无言的；n.(复数)默剧

参考例句：

• Immediately on his beginning to speak,everyone was silent.他一讲话，大家顿时安静下来。
• The boys looked at the conjuror in silent wonder. 孩子们目瞪口呆地看着那魔术师。

24 going   

n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的

参考例句：

• We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
• He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

25 yet   

adv.还，仍然，即刻；conj.尽管，然而

参考例句：

• I am not ready yet.我还没有准备好。
• Beautiful as she is,she didn't find a boyfriend yet.尽管她很漂亮，但还没找到男朋友呢。

26 mile   

n.英里

参考例句：

• It's no more than one mile to the shops.到商业区不过一英里。
• The hospital is about a mile past the school.医院在离学校一英里以外的地方。

27 Miles   

n.英里( mile的名词复数 )；很多；一英里赛跑；大面积

参考例句：

• Eight kilometres is roughly equivalent to five miles. 八公里约等于五英里。
• a fortress town enclosed by four miles of ramparts 由四英里长的城墙围着的设防城镇

28 kids   

n.小孩( kid的名词复数 )；年轻人；小山羊；小山羊皮

参考例句：

• My funny drawings amused the kids. 我的滑稽图画把孩子们逗乐了。
• The neighbours' kids are the bane of my life . 街坊邻居的孩子让我生活得很不安宁。

29 protect   

vt.保护，投保；vi.提供保护

参考例句：

• We protect you from danger.我们保护你不受危险。
• An umbrella will protect you from the rain.雨伞可以保护你不至于淋雨。

30 care   

n.小心，照料，忧虑；v.关心，照顾，喜爱，介意

参考例句：

• I really care about the students in my class.我的确喜欢这个班上的学生。
• Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。