艾伦脱口秀第348期:飞跃疯人院

 　　We are back with Brad Pitt.and so Brad I have to thank you in person for doing this 我们回来和Brad Pitt继续聊 Brad 我要以个人名义感谢你今天过来

　　So we moved here a couple of years ago,we've been on this lot a couple of years 我们几年前搬到这里 我们在这里几年了

　　And it's great lot to be on Warner Bros' lab as you know,you've been here 能在华纳兄弟的摄影棚实在太好了 你懂的 你来过这儿

　　And Clooney's,George Clooney's bungalow¹ is right next door and we were trying to get him over here for months George Clooney的小屋就在隔壁 我们试了好几个月想让他过来

　　Like nine months I think,we were trying to get George Clooney to do a walk on and for me to see 应该是9个月 我们想让George Clooney来客串一下

　　I couldn't get him,we tried everything,so I ask you when we were talking via remote 我没法叫他过来 我们所有办法都试了 所以我们远程对话的时候 我问过你

　　and you gave me some really good advice.we have a little package and this is how it happened,you actually helped this happen 你给了我一些好建议 接下来的事情经过 你让这件事成真

　　We need George Clooney.Get a bunch of Chippendales,give it some time.he is yours,make one of them blonde.All right 我们需要George Clooney 叫几个Chippendales脱衣舞男来 花点时间 然后他就是你的了 记得要有一个金发的 没问题

　　What about Brad Pitt,why did he do it and what do you do to him now Brad Pitt怎么样了 他为什么要那么说 你对他做了什么

　　I called him after I heard and I said nothing in your life is safe 我听说以后给他打电话 我说 你小子以后可要小心了

　　He will do,I'm glad I could be of help.But he will go after my children,this guy 他说的是真的 很高兴我能帮上忙 但他会找我孩子下手的 这家伙

　　I haven't been able to sleep since.Now let me ask you this 我从此睡不着觉了 现在我要问你

　　I have a niece who's 3 hand half year's old,3 years old,she is about 5 我有一个3岁半的侄女 再不就是3岁 不对是5岁

　　she's either 2 or 5,anyway she's precious.and so,she's 2,2 and a half,I don't see her often.but the thing is when I do,that's Eva right there 她不是2岁就是5岁 她是个小宝贝 她2岁 2岁半 我不常见她 但是问题是 这就是我侄女Eva

　　She is precious and I,and I love her like crazy,but the energy with one child that I visit occasionally² 她是个小宝贝 我非常非常爱她 我的精力只够偶尔看望一个孩子

　　I just,I really don't understand you have six of them,right?yeah,Did you ever see the movie Cuckoo's Nest 我其实不理解你有六个孩子 对吧 你看过电影《飞跃疯人院》吗

1 bungalow   

n.平房，周围有阳台的木造小平房

参考例句：

• A bungalow does not have an upstairs.平房没有上层。
• The old couple sold that large house and moved into a small bungalow.老两口卖掉了那幢大房子，搬进了小平房。

2 occasionally   

adv.偶然地；非经常地

参考例句：

• He went on talking,occasionally wiping at his face with a towel.他继续说着，偶尔用毛巾擦一下脸。
• I like playing football best,but occasionally I play table tennis,too.我最喜欢踢足球，偶尔也打打乒乓球。