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英文笑话【2】

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I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF1.

Miles2 sometime3 went to the barber's during4 working hours to have his hair cut. But this was5 against6 the office rules: clerks7 had8 to have their hair cut in their own9 time. While10 Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager11 of the office came12 in by chance13 to have his own hair cut and sat14 just beside him.

"Hello, Miles," the manager said15. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

"Yes, sir, I am," admitted16 Miles calmly17. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."

"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."

"Yes, sir, that's quite true18." Answered Miles politely19, "but I'm not having it all cut off."


没把头发全剪掉啊!

麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发,但这是违反办公室规定的:职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天,正当麦尔斯理发时,经理碰巧也进来理发,而且就坐在他旁边。

"你好,麦尔斯,"经理说。"我看到你在上班时间理发了。"

"是的,先生。正是这样。"麦尔斯平静地承认了。"可先生,你看,头发是在上班时间长的。"

"不全都是吧,"经理立刻说,"有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。"

"对呀,先生,你说得很对。"麦尔斯礼貌地回答说,"但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。"

 


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1 off 7Ilxf     
adj.远的;休假的,空闲的;adv.走开,出发,隔断;prep.离开,脱落,在...之外
参考例句:
  • You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
  • I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。
2 Miles aoczUD     
n.英里( mile的名词复数 );很多;一英里赛跑;大面积
参考例句:
  • Eight kilometres is roughly equivalent to five miles. 八公里约等于五英里。
  • a fortress town enclosed by four miles of ramparts 由四英里长的城墙围着的设防城镇
3 sometime CwGw2     
adv.将来某一时候;改天
参考例句:
  • He came sometime last month.上个月某个时候他曾经来过。
  • It will happen sometime and somewhere.有朝一日这总会在什么地方发生的。
4 during Dr7x3     
prep.在…期间,在…时候
参考例句:
  • What did you do with yourself during the summer holidays?暑假你是怎样度过的?
  • London is full of visitors during May and June.五六月间伦敦挤满了游客。
5 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
参考例句:
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
6 against HKsy2     
prep.与…对抗;对着
参考例句:
  • You're against the traffic rules.你违反了交通规则。
  • Are you for or against?你是赞成还是反对?
7 clerks bee593f031b6b5beafa52ba926ad7e8b     
n.店员( clerk的名词复数 );办事员;(议会、法院等的)书记员;簿记员
参考例句:
  • Clerks transcribe everything that is said in court. 书记员把在法庭上所有的话都记录在案。
  • The clerks are courteous. 店员们都很谦恭客气。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
8 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词;conj.有
参考例句:
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意!
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
9 own QKbxk     
v.拥有,持有;adj.(属于)自己的,特有的
参考例句:
  • I need my own space.我需要自己的空间。
  • Everything I own is yours.我所有的一切都是你的。
10 while IeZz7W     
conj.当…的时候;而;虽然;尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句:
  • In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久,那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。
  • He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。
11 manager 5BLxw     
n.经理;负责人
参考例句:
  • The manager believes in him.经理信任他。
  • In our company the manager has the last word.在我们公司经理有最后决定权。
12 came xTYyl     
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句:
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
13 chance fXEzh     
n.机会,意外;运气;风险;vi.偶然发生;vt.偶然发生,冒险
参考例句:
  • We will take a chance to have the party outdoor.我们将冒险举行露天聚会。
  • This is the last chance any of us has.对于我们中的任何人来说,这是最后的一次机会。
14 sat fYCxN     
v.(sit的过去式,过去分词)坐
参考例句:
  • He sat on a chair.他坐在椅子上。
  • The mother sat by the sick child all night long.妈妈整夜守在生病的孩子身旁。
15 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句:
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
16 admitted Az6zkA     
adj.被承认了的,公认的
参考例句:
  • Children unaccompanied by an adult will not be admitted. 儿童无成年人陪伴着不准入场。
  • He admitted he had done her wrong and asked for forgiveness. 他承认曾经冤枉她,并且请求原谅。
17 calmly NxWzNM     
adv.平静地,沉着地
参考例句:
  • I got up and walked calmly out into the early evening. 傍晚时分我起身平静地走了出去。
  • He spoke calmly, but every sentence carried weight. 他说话沉着,但每句话都有分量。
18 true nm2wH     
a.真实,不假的;忠实,可靠的;正确无误的
参考例句:
  • He who doesn't reach the Great Wall is not a true man.不到长城非好汉。
  • I will come and see if it is true.我要来了解一下,是否真有其事。
19 politely El9zDu     
adv.客气地,斯文地,殷勤地,优雅地,委婉地
参考例句:
  • He has a politely diffident manner.他的态度是客气中带有羞怯。
  • He cannot refuse if you ask politely.如果你客气一点的话,他是不会拒绝的。
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