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英文笑话【4】

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BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy1, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience2 the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter3 her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay4, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"


买帽子

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她:"你做了极好的选择,夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说:"我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!"


MONEY AND FRIENDS

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? 

B: Friends, of course.

A: Why?

B: I can always borrow money from friends.


钱和朋友

甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?

乙:当然是朋友。

甲:为什么?

乙:我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。


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1 fussy Ff5z3     
adj.为琐事担忧的,过分装饰的,爱挑剔的
参考例句:
  • He is fussy about the way his food's cooked.他过分计较食物的烹调。
  • The little girl dislikes her fussy parents.小女孩讨厌她那过分操心的父母。
2 patience VAqye     
n.耐心,忍耐,耐性,忍耐力,坚韧
参考例句:
  • We haven't the patience to hear such an empty talk.我们可没耐心去听这种空谈。
  • I must warn you that my patience is almost at an end.我必须警告你我已经没有耐心了。
3 flatter HsMzwG     
v.向...谄媚,奉承,使高兴,使感到荣幸
参考例句:
  • We flatter ourselves that we provide the best service in town.我们相信我们提供的服务在本市最好。
  • It turns my stomach to hear him flatter.听到他拍马屁,我实在感到讨厌。
4 dismay 9Pizh     
n.灰心,沮丧,惊愕;vt.使沮丧,使惊愕
参考例句:
  • The enemy retreated in perfect dismay.敌人沮丧地退去。
  • I am filled with dismay at the news.我对这个消息极为震惊。
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