Last Year’s Christmas Bill George: Gracie suppose you start explaining these Christmas bills, who got this $25 hat? Gracie: Oh, I gave that to Clara Bagley. I’ve decided to 1) break up our friends...
You’ve Got Invited Getting together for drinks is one of the biggest trends in entertaining and it’s not just at bars. These days the coolest cocktail gatherings are happening at home. Now if the...
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt: Hollywood Golden Couple Silver Career Jennifer Aniston really struck gold with Friends. Now that’s nice but Brad gets a raise to four million for Seven and takes home...
A Valentine for Grandma It was just a harmless 1) prank , that’s all it was. And it wasn’t as if Old Lady Hayes didn’t deserve it. The way she used to scream at us for “borrowing” a few of h...
The Truth about Marriage I think that we should all have two lives. One to live to make mistakes and then one to come back and do it again. You know so you don’t make mistakes. I mean because parent...
Jonny “Pirate” Depp I noticed that you have some gold teeth and I bet that’s for the movie that you’ve just did, The Pirates... Yes it was for The Pirates. Is that...are those on permanently,...
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl SCENE 1 Elizabeth: A pirate’s life for me...Uh! Mr. Gibbs: Quiet 1) missy ! Cursed pirates sail these waters, you don’t want to bring them dow...
My Mistress's Eyes My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun 1) Coral is far more red than her lips’ red, If snow be white, why then her breasts are 2) dun , If hairs be wires, black wires grow...
Girl in Midstream A girl stood before him in 1) midstream , alone and still, gazing out to sea. She seemed like one whom magic had changed into the likeness of a strange and beautiful seabird. Her lon...
