老友记精校版第1季 第133期:钱德之母(7)

Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right?

好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？

Joey: Right. No big deal. In Bizarro World! ! You broke the code¹!

对，没什么大不了的......那是在火星吧！那是在火星吧！

Ross: What code?

什么规定？

Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hotlooking aunt...but not a mom, never a mom!

不能亲朋友的老妈啊！姐妹还可以，或者一个性感的姨妈可能也行，但是老妈可不行，绝对不行！

All: Ah! Ah!

啊！啊！

Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?

你们在外面干什么？

Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently², somebody overslept.

呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。

Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

对，好啊，你都没带球拍。

Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.

对，没带，因为我的拍子拿去换线了，有人应该帮我准备一支拍子的。

Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip³ size.

对啊，你都没说你握把的尺寸。

Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together.

好吧，你们俩真真会浪费时间。

Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.

好吧，我是人渣，我是人渣。

Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?

Ross，你怎么会这么做？

Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...

我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......

Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?

你不觉得我妈妈性感？

Ross: Well...not in the same way...

啊......不一样的性感......

Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

回头告诉你Gloria Tribbiani 当年也是个标致美人，好吧？你以为生7个小孩容易吗？

Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird⁴ area here...

好吧，我觉得我们约聊约离谱了。

Rachel: Hey, what're you guys doing out here?

你们两个在屋外做什么？

Ross: Well, not playing racquetball!

反正不是打回力球。

1 code   

n.代码，代号，密码；法典，法规，规划

参考例句：

• What's the code for Tianjin?天津的代号是多少？
• Remember to use postal code.勿忘使用邮政编码。

2 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

3 grip   

v.握紧，紧握；吸引；引起；n.紧握，控制

参考例句：

• He keeps a firm grip on his children.他对孩子们管得很严。
• The brake doesn't grip properly.煞车不灵。

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。