In a Department Store 1--Yes, madam. Can I help you? 2--Yes, please. Yesterday my daughter bought this skirt from this shop. I'd like to change it. Here, I've got the receipt. 1--What's the problem? 2--I'm afraid it doesn't fit. It's a size 12 and it...
DEGREES BELOW ZERO laurance--Did you hear how cold it got last night? soony--I heard the radio announcer say it was 18 degrees below zero. laurance--That's cold.I could hardly start my car,it was so cold this morning! soony-My car didn't want to star...
THE HUMAN FLY 1--Did you hear about that guy who climbed a skyscraper? 2--I don't believe I did. Was it on the TV news last night? 1--Uh-huh. This guy-calls himself the Human Fly -- climbed up this skyscraper with nothing but some big suction cups! 2...
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY 1--There's no reason on earth why we should stay here. 2--Yes, there is! Somebody's got to keep an eye on things. 3--That's what I think. Otherwise this whole project could go wrong. 1--I doubt that. It looks to me as if everyt...
TALKING ABOUT A FILM 1--Did you see the movie on channel 6 last night? 2--No. I missed it. I went shopping for clothes. 1--It was an excellent film. It had been made especially for television, you know. 2--I read the preview in yesterday's paper and...
HOWARD LOST HIS CAR 1--Did you hear about what happened to Howard? 2--No, what? 1--Someone stole his car! 2--Really? When did it happen? 1--Last night. He left it parked in front of his girl friend's house and when he came out to go home, it was gone...
BARRY IS UNUSUAL 1--Have you met Barry? 2--I think so, but I don't remember what he looks like. 1--He's a most unusual person. 2--What do you mean by unusual? 3--You'll understand when you see him. 2--You mean it's his physical appearance? 1--Not exa...
FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE (Wind noises) laurance--Brrrr!I'm cold.I thought it was supposed to get warmer today. soony--Yeah,I thought so,too.That's what the weatherman said. laurance--It must be the wind that makes it so cold. I'm freezing! soony--Me,too...
GOING TO GRADUATE SCHOOL laurance--How's school going? soony--Just fine.I finally got the grant to go to graduate school. laurance--Great!Are you starting your doctorate? soony--That's right.I'm going to do it in biochemistry. laurance--Sounds like a...
BORROWING A BOOK laurance--Whose is this? soony--It's mine.Why do you ask? laurance--Could I borrow it?I've been wanting to read it. soony--Be my guest,but I warn you.It's not as good as they say. laurance--What's the matter with it? soony--Well,for...
