Three Envelopes [00:26.88]Sometime after Mr.Goodwill died,his daughter,Susan, [00:33.36]was finally able to speak about [00:37.51]what a thoughtful and wonderful father he had been. [00:42.55]My father thought of everything,she told her friends. [00:...
A Professional Gambler [00:26.98]David walked into this bar one day. [00:31.45]He walked up to the bartender and said, [00:35.50]Bartender,I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. [00:41.46]That's fine,but I'll need to see some money first, [00:4...
Two Ghosts [00:54.70]Two ghosts strike up a conversation on the street. [00:59.74]How did you die?the first man asks the second. [01:05.10]I froze to death,says the second. [01:09.75]That's awful,says the first man. [01:14.40]How does it feel to free...
Thirty-five Sunday Drive [00:04.41]Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, [00:10.58]a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. [00:18.83]He things to himself,This drivers is just as dangerous as a spee...
Twenty-nine A Priest and a Bus Driver [00:05.30]A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. [00:12.28]They get to the pearly gates where an angel greets them. [00:17.53]The angel motions to the priest, [00:21.39]and they...
Twenty-three Life in Heaven [00:04.60]A 75-year-old couple,after being married for almost 50 years, [00:11.86]died in a car crash. [00:15.70]They had been in good health the last ten years, [00:20.38]mainly due to her interest in health food and exer...
Nineteen Nothing Much [00:04.60]A famer is returning home after a long trip,and is met by his son at the station. [00:14.05]This is the conversation that they have on their way home. [00:19.62]So,has anything happened while I've been away? [00:25.36]...
Thirteen Pretty But Stuped [00:05.09]A lady buys a coach ticket on a plane bound for New Orleans [00:11.15]and proceeds to sit down in first class. [00:16.12]A stewardess asks her to move back to coach, [00:22.00]but the woman looks at the stewardess...
Six Family Tradition [00:04.78]A young married woman cooked a ham for the first time. [00:10.66]When she set it on the table,her husband noticed [00:16.90]that the two ends of the ham had been sliced off. [00:22.26]How come you cut off the ends of th...
Section III:Transcript and Key [00:26.10]One A Man and God [00:30.54]A man was walking through a forest pondering life. [00:36.31]He walked,pondered,walked,and pondered. [00:42.37]He felt very close to nature and even close to God. [00:48.43]He felt...