A: I'd like to request some more amenities. B: Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir? A: Well, the free stuff! You know: the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc. B: I see. Sir, if I may ask: Have you used up all the amenities in your room? A: Not at a...
A: Excuse me. Do you happen to have a gym here? B: Yes, sir. I think you'll find our gym quite satisfactory. A: So, where do I go to exercise? B: It's only one flight down, sir. Just take the elevator or the stairs. A: Am I going to be charged extra...
A: Hello! Do you have a place where I can exercise? B: Yes, sir. We have a fine exercise facility. A: I'm happy to hear that. Now, would you tell me where it is? B: You're actually standing above it. Just take the elevator or stairs down one level. A...
A: Hi! Does this hotel have an exercise facility? B: But of course! We have a great exercise facility. A: Good. Now exactly where is it? B: It's located right under our lobby. Just take the elevator or the stairs one flight down. A: Is this going to...
A: Pardon me. Does your hotel have a fitness facility? B: Yes, sir. We try to anticipate all our guests' needs, including fitness. A: Great! Where is it? B: Sir, the gym is just below the lobby. You can take the elevator or the stairs. A: Do I have t...
A: Excuse me. Does this hotel have a fitness facility? B: Yes, we try to accommodate all needs of our patrons, including fitness. A: Where is your fitness facility located? B: The gym is just below the lobby. Take the elevator or the stairs. You can'...
A: I want to change rooms. In fact, I want a refund for tonight! B: If you tell me the exact problem, I can be more helpful. A: Cockroaches have declared war on my room! B: Allow me to apologize. I'll give you another room right now, and a full refun...
A: This room is unfit for humans. I want another room, and I want a refund for tonight. B: Perhaps if you would be kind enough to tell me the problem, sir. A: In a word, cockroaches! B: Oh, no, are they back? I'll give you another room immediately, s...
A: This room is unacceptable. I want a new one, and I want a refund for tonight. B: Would you please tell me the exact problem, sir? A: I'm being attacked by hordes of cockroaches! B: Oh, my gosh, they're back? Another room at once, sir, plus a full...
A: I'm quite upset! I want a new room and a refund for tonight. B: Forgive me, sir, I haven't been told what the problem is. A: I'm about to be swept away by millions of cockroaches! B: My apologies, sir. We'll transfer you to a new room at once and...
