Language Points 1. Every day of your life is a surprise, and you never know how your hair is going to wake up. 2. But more often than not, it absolutely does not cooperate. 3. Sometimes it feels like your whole life is spent combing wet hair. 4. Your...
Language Points 1. I remember during sex ed a kid asked if you could pee while having s*x. 2. I remember in s*x ed when a guy asked if a girl eats a taco will she taste like a taco? 3. Omg I just remembered in my s*x ed class last year a guy asked if...
Language Points 1. 爱狗者: We love all dogs equally. 2. 养狗者: All dogs are great,but yours is absolutely, 100% the greatest dog who ever doggee. 3. 爱狗者: You get to sleep through the night uninterrupted dreaming sweet puppy dreams. 4. 养狗...
Language Points 1. she carried you for more than 9 months. 2. she worries about you, all the time. 3. she watches over you while you sleep. 4. you made her cry, often. 5. every time you cried it broke her heart. 6. to her you'll always be number one....
Language Points 1. 泰坦尼克号 Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge. 2. 暮光之城 A love tri-angle between an eighteen-year-old girl, a hundred-year-old guy and a dog. 3. 指环王 Group spent nine hours returning jewelry. 4. 荒野猎人 L...
Language Points 1. Every time you shake your hips Baby, I go crazy 2. When you kiss me on my lips Baby, I go crazy 3. When you call me on the phone Your sexy talking turns me on 4. You make it tough just holding on 5. You got me going crazy 6. I see...
Language Points 1. Starting to get on the tube while passengers are still getting off 2. Not moving down the aisle 3. Pole-hogging 4. Using leaky headphones 5. Not being prepared at the ticket barrier 6. Manspreading 7. Not offering your seat to a pr...
Language Points 1.There's no one I'd rather be with than you. 2.You're the most person in my life. 3.You mean the world to me. 4.You make me smile. 5.You complete me. 6.I wish you were here with me right now. 7.I want to be with you for the rest of m...
Language Points face with rolling eyes 白眼 reversed hand with middle finger extended 竖中指 up side down face the nerd face hugging face have your heart exclaimation mark ornament white frowning face slightly frowning face unicorn face...
Language Points 鸭嘴兽：Scientists who first saw the platypus try to pull it's fake bill off. 狮子：Male lions sleep for 20 hours a day. 猫：Domestic cat can outrun Usain Bolt. 兔子：Rabbit eating 80% of their own droppings. 螳螂：The...
