Rich:I'll catch you later,Connie.I gotta go! Connie:So soon?Stay foranother coffee. Rich:Sorry,it's getting late. I'm outta here. Connie:Come on,Rich,the nightis still young. Rich:No,I really must go. I've gotto get up early tomorrow morning. I'm off...
Andy:Hello,Id like to check my balance. Here is my card. Staff:OK.Please type in your password and press YES. Staff:You have euro5,000 in your account. Andy:I would like to withdraw euro1,000,please. Staff:No problem.Just a moment. Here you are, plea...
Edward:Excuse me.I want to make an appointment for a medical check-up. Receptionist:Let me see.I'm afraid Tuesday andWednesday are fully booked. How about 3:00 PM on Thursday? Edward:No problem. Receptionist:What items do you want to test? Edward:A v...
Ross: What's up, Melony? Why the long face? Melony: I'm not a happy camper,Ross. My asshat of a husband is going on a trip overseas with his buddies from the bowling club. Ross: And he's not taking you? Melony: No, he said that he doesn't want me tag...
Phoebe:Blake,how do you usually spend yourweekends? Blake:I get up early andgo jogging. Phoebe:No wonder you have sucha healthy physique. Blake:Thank you.What about you? Phoebe:I like tosleep thewhole weekend. Blake:Oh,I'm afraid that's an unhealthy...
Two attorneys wentinto a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and startedtoeat. The owner came over and told them, You can't eat your own sandwiches here! The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged th...
Pedro:Damn!Brenda,we need to talk. Why does our credit card have a balance of $6,000? Brenda:Calm down! All the items on the billare yours. Pedro:Mine,you have got to be joking! I'm at my wits' end. Youcan't keep spending all our money. Brenda:Stop f...
Nick:Sam,what did you think about the movie? Sam:It was good except for the dialogue. Nick:I didn't pay attention to the story. Sam:Then why do you go to the movies? Nick:l just want to kill time. Doyou know who starredin the movie? Sam:It's Scarlett...
lvy:I have a bad stomachache. Can yougo to the pharmacy and buy me some painkillers? Ben:Did you eat something wrong again? lvy:No,it's my menstrual cycle. It'snone of your business,OK? Ben:Why are you so angry at me? What did I do wrong? Ivy:You did...
Mark:What's up,dude? Henry:I'm fine.How about you? Mark:I'm trying to lose weight. So I goto adance class every night. Do you want to come,too? Henry:Youwant me to go to a dance class? When pigs fly. Mark:Believe it or not. I've shed five pounds in t...
