Mike: Hey stop tickling me. I'm serious. Wo, wo, wo. Thank you for a lovely evening. Jill: Oh, it's over? Mike: Yeah. We can't do anything else. You ran out of money. Hey listen. I want to thank you for letting me drive your new car Joan. Jill: Jill...
TV: Channel nineteen, Long Island News... Maggie: Five more minutes, Chrissy, then bed time. Chrissy: Oh, great! For the first time I'm drawing inside the lines, I've got to go to bed. Ben: Chrissy, a tip; Mom's a sucker for cute. Trust me, it never...
Jason: Well I loved it, and I generally don't like musicals, right Maggie? Maggie: Oh you loved La Cage au Folles. Jason: Yeah, but that wasn't for the music; I like men in dresses. Maggie: Jason! Carol: Don't anybody look, but that cute waiter has...
Mike: Oh, this is a nightmare. It all started when I sold my parents a trip to Europe and I got one for free. That's when my troubles began. And that's when I met Amy. Amy: Do you realize that according to the itinerary, we're missing the grave of V...
Previously on growing pains: Mike: Hello, Mrs. Seaver Wouldn't you like to put the thrill back into your marriage by touring Europe for just pennies a day? Maggie: Mike, the day your dad springs for a trip to Europe, is the day pigs fly. Seats in fi...
Man: Hello. Mike: Good evening sir, wouldn't you and the Mrs. like to put the thrill back into your marriage by touring Europe for just pennies a day? Ben: Not particularly. Mike: Ben! Ben: You know Mike, dad told you he wouldn't buy anything you're...
Previously on growing pains: Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth. Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween. Chrissy: What did they do? Jason: No, they told scary...
Chrissy: How's it going Dwayne? Dwayne: Great. I puked three times already. Chrissy: Mum, dad, let's go already. People are going to run out of candy and start handing out sticky fruit. Maggie: Hang on a minute Chrissy. Chrissy: And the time it's ta...
TV: The Saturday sports spectacular continues with the national junior collegiate cheerleaders quarter finals. Blonde division. Ben: Alright! TV: Don't touch that dial. Ben: I ain't touching nothing. Chrissy: What are you watching Ben? Ben: Chrissy,...
TV: And coming up late tonight Steven Botchcoes cop Rock. Maggie: Ok Chrissy, its time for us top leave. Chrissy: Mum. Are you going to be home late, or am I going to have to miss Cop rock? Maggie: Honey it's passed your bedtime. Chrissy: But its bre...
