I'm gonna go sit with Hilary. Oh, yeah, nothing's changed. Alright, Shawn wants to be with a girl? To complete that game, first stop, research. Minkus, let's talk Perky. Ah, your telegram has finally arrived. No, this isn't romance. It's revenge. Two...
Ok, so in front of the movie theater... First of all, did she pay or did you pay? Eric, we snuck in. She agreed to a criminal act? I like this girl. Then, I go to get the popcorn, right? Oh, very important , did she offer to pay? We split it right do...
Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out? Simple, you open the door and say, get out, you are bothering me. No, I mean like on a date. Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers till he hears the word yes. Sounds l...
Hormones, the telegraph system of the body. Some time, between the ages of 9 and 16 they'll start to tell your body to change very fast. This movie is rated H for hurl. Mr. Matthews, calm down and watch the film. The changes won't all be physical. So...
Dad! Oh, it's just you. Mum, you wasted a perfectly good birth on this? Dad was supposed to be home from his meeting by now. What meeting? Your dad went down to talk to the regional manager about that salary rollback. What? Why did he do that? Mum, h...
So, er, how's the play going? Well, as you can see, very poorly. You know, when I quit this thing, I didn't think that everyone would be so affected. Neither did I. OK. Mr. Feeny, still not big on the pantyhose idea but if that's what it takes, you g...
Hail, Corius! Where is your spear? I get guys to carry my spear. Since when? Since you left the play and Feeny shifted all the roles around. I got bumped up to Polonius. . You look more like a Bellonius]. Yeah, I'm kind of a fat guy, and there's a lo...
I just sank 18 in a row. You and mom are Goofy Golf has-beens. I think we'll just keep our trophy on the shelf, the tournament has been canceled. What? Remember that 5% pay cut at the market? Dad's pay got cut, too. He says we can't afford to go away...
Ah, Ophelia, don't you look authentic? Thank you, Mr. Feeny. Here's your costume. Ah. Dad and I sewed it last night. Wait a minute. What was your dad thinking? This is a mini dress and pantyhose . No, no. Actually, this is a doublet and tights which...
Cory, I don't wanna be a windmill any more. Morgan, you have to work with me. I'm not gonna be humiliated again in front of everyone on New Jersey shore. You and dad are gonna get your butts kicked. Not this year. Mom and Eric's winning streak is ove...