Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲:如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话,我就要离开学院。 学生乙:他说了什...
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德...
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 教师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。 沃尔特:我吃...
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. 老师:玛丽,你的打字有进步。这儿只有十七个错。 玛丽:那太棒了! 老师:现在我再来看看第二句...
Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生:我认为我不应该得零分。 教授:我也这么认为,但这是允许我打的最低分数。...
Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师:假如你有五块巧克力,你妹妹问你要一块,你还剩几块? 特里:还剩五块!...
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗? 学生:我能,先生。他们都死了。...
Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师:罗马是什么时候建成的? 汤姆:夜里。 教师:谁跟你这么说的? 汤姆:是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的....
Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么? 吉米:不知道 教师:很对。...
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times...