Boss: What is going on here?! Jenny: There was a miscommunication. Boss: A miscommunication?! There are 16 copiers in this office. Who ordered 16 copiers? Jenny: No one did. Clearly wires got crossed somewhere. Ill try to get to the bottom of this, b...
Xavier: Hows your novel coming along? Sara: Its not. I abandoned it for now. I think I bit off more than I can chew. Now, Im working on a short story. Xavier: That sounds interesting. Who are the main characters? Sara: Im not sure yet. Character deve...
Perry: Look at her! What I wouldnt give to get a date with her. Lynn: You should go talk to her and ask her for her number. Perry: No way! Shes completely out of my league. See that guy shes talking to? Hes the kind of guy wholl get her number. Lynn:...
Irene: How is your team doing in the standings? Kent: Theyre seeded sixth and theyre in a bracket with one of the best teams in the tournament. Our team has already lost to them. Irene: I thought it was a double- elimination tournament. Kent: It is....
Michelle: Why did I get stuck with buying corporate gifts for our clients this year? Just because Im a woman doesnt mean Im good at buying gifts. Rafiq: Its not because youre a woman. Its because youre the most junior employee of the company. I had t...
Petra: Hey, whats going on here? Why are all of you here in my apartment? Johann: Your family and close friends are here to perform an intervention. We feel that you have a problem that is negatively affecting your life and the lives of the people ar...
Mechanic: Hi, Im the mechanic. What can I do for you? Amy: My car is making a very weird noise. It sounds like this: gulug, gulug, gulug... Mechanic: Hm, that doesnt sound good. Where is it coming from? Amy: Im not sure. When Im in the car, it sounds...
Victoria: As you can see, this executive apartment is fully equipped. When you called and asked for the best available apartment, I thought of this one immediately. Just look at this kitchen! All of the appliances are top of the line. Justin: Do you...
Cassandra: Ive had it! Im quitting and Im not coming back. I was meant for greater things than working in this pathetic place. Life is passing me by. Lazlo: You cant quit. You need the money and you have responsibilities, remember? Cassandra: Ive sac...
Yesenia: I have a great idea. Lets plan a big party for your mothers 70th birthday. Well invite all of your relatives from all over the world. Julian: I dont think very many of them can afford to travel half way around the world for a party. Yesenia:...
