A Ticket Home 返乡的机票 Greg walked into the office with his head hung low. His fellow co-workers saw his glum face and asked what was wrong. He informed them that he was unable to get the money he needed to fly home and see his family. 葛瑞格...
Over the Moon 欣喜若狂 Dear Diary 亲爱的日记 So, I met this amazing guy while I was on vacation in Nevada. His name is Thomas and I cant get him out of my mind! When I first got back from my holiday, we exchanged a few e-mails. It was hard n...
Free Ride 免费火车 Three engineers and three mathematicians are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three mathmaticians each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. 三个工程师和三个数学家...
Cuckoo Husband 布谷鸟丈夫 Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. 我才刚结婚，晚上就被一群朋友邀出去狂欢。 I told the Mrs. I would be home by midnight...I promise!! 我跟老婆说：我半夜就会...
Stevie and Tiger 史提夫和老虎 Steve Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Steve Wonder says:How's the golf? 史提夫汪达和老虎伍兹在酒吧里聊天。史提夫汪达说：最近高尔夫打得怎么样啊？ Woods replies:Not too bad, I...
Old Drivers 老司机 Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could they see over the dashboard. 两个上了年纪的妇人开着一辆大车上路，两个人的高度都只到仪表板。 As they were cruising along they came to...
Four-letter Words 脏话 A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother.Well, how was the honeymoon?asked the mother. 一对小情人婚后去度蜜月。回家几天后，新娘打电话...
A Businessman,A Priest or A Drunk 商人、牧师或酒鬼 An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. 一对老夫妻有个儿子，目前仍然闲赋在家， The parents were a little warried, as the son was still unable to decide abo...
Three legged Chicken 三条腿的鸡 A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. 有一天，有个人在乡间小路上开着车，看到一直三条腿的鸡。 He was amused engough to drive along side it for a...
Two Farmers 两个农夫 A Texan farmer goes into Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. 有个德州农夫去澳洲度假时遇见一个澳洲农夫，两人攀谈了起来。 The Aussie shows off his big wheat f...
