Travel Traveling with a CatTraveling to Boston, Mrs. Simons had checked her luggage through,and also the cage carrying her cat. The flight was uneventful. After landing, the luggage appeared after a normal wait. However the cat cage was not there. Th...
Social Relations Susan Nick and Susan had been childhood sweethearts. Now, Nick collected enough courage to ask her the most important of all questions. There are quite a lot of advantages to being single. He began, but there comes a time when you lo...
Shopping Fake Money Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave theshopkeeper fake money and started to leave. So, the shopkeeper told him, Excuse me, little boy,this isnt real money. Little Jimmy didnt reply,continuing walking out of the shop. The...
Services Why do you keep calling? David calls a doctor's office and says, this is David Thomas and I speak to my dotor. The receptionist replies, I am sorry but dotor walpole died last week. The next day he phones again and asks the same question. Th...
Unit 7 People Larry and Two Cows(M) Larry had two cows,but he could never remember which was which He called Mary on the phone,and she suggested cut off the tip of one cow's tail which worked great until the other cow got his tail caught in a bush Th...
Unit 6 Jobs and Occupations A Job Interview(E) Reaching the end fo a job interview the interviewer asked a young accountant fresh out of college And what starting salary were you looking for? The accountant said,About $100,000 a year,depending on the...
Unit 5 Home and Family Waiting(E) Mr.and Mrs.Clark decided to separateBefore being allowed to do so legallythe Family Court insisted they undergo some counselingfrom the marriage counselorto see if their union could be savedThe counselor did her hest...
Unit 4 Health and Body Care Hearing(E) Mr.Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing problems for a long timeHe went to the doctor,and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aidsthat allowed him to hear 100%Mr.Johnson...
Unit 3 Free-time Activities Going Swimming(E) David and Larry were teachers in the local high schoolOne day,the weather was very hot,so they wanted to swim in the nearby lakeThey didn't bring their swimming-trunksbut since they were all alone,they di...
Food and Drink The Most Grief A Doctor was once talking to a large audience in New York. The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Ch...
