艾伦脱口秀第253期:拜访头号粉丝
Ellen,I might be one of the biggest Bieber fanatics you ever see Ellen 我可能是你见过的最狂热的Bieber粉 My friends and I are in love with him,Bieber's such an inspiration to me 我和我的朋友都爱上他 Bieber一直在鼓励着我 W
艾伦脱口秀第254期:感到非常骄傲
It's been an amazing ride,Here we go Ellen,His song are very original and elegant 这一路太奇妙了 我要进去了 Ellen 他的歌曲很新颖 优雅 Hey how are you,Here you go these are for you,No，I'm not kidding,Come here,Give me a hug 嘿 你
艾伦脱口秀第255期:电影首映式
Hi，I don't know why I'm putting a mic on you 嗨 我不知道我为啥要给你麦克风 you are not gonna be able to talk here either, are you? 反正你肯定说不出话了 You all right? I'm good.Take a breathe.Let's do this. 你没事吧 我挺好
艾伦脱口秀第256期:很有运动天赋
We are back with Justin Bieber 我们回来了 今天的嘉宾是Justin Bieber And should I ask now or should I ask later about where's my gift 我应该现在问还是等会再问 我的礼物呢 You told me you're gonna bring me something，like yo
艾伦脱口秀第257期:关注超级碗
That's sweet,thank you,have a sit everybody 真太感人了 谢谢你们 大家请坐 Have a sit,thank you so much，that goes right back to you 谢谢 大家请坐 所有的掌声都还给大家 I appreciate all that energy and it goes right back to
艾伦脱口秀第258期:骑个独角兽
when I was given a talk show 当我做脱口秀时 this sentence I really never though would ever ever come out from my mouth 这种话我真的从来没有从我的嘴里说出来过 but why are you mountain a unicorn 但是得说你干嘛骑个独角
艾伦脱口秀第259期:艾伦的铁杆粉丝
Look the trama type look on her face already 你看她脸就像已经有伤了一样 You'd better save for therapy I tell you that right now 我告诉你 你得找医生求助了 Where is Shane Lant? Hi shane, how are you doing Shane在哪 嗨 你好吗
艾伦脱口秀第260期:展示大家的照片
Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes Osteria IIson 这么读对吗 对的 how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody else?I'm scared,I bet you are 你觉得我刚才展示给大家的照片怎么样 吓到我了 你肯定吓着了 I bet yo
艾伦脱口秀第261期:情人节主题
All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一 Oh,it's popular.It's catching on 哦 好流行啊 好赶时髦啊 So today's joke is sp
艾伦脱口秀第262期:比拼俯卧撑
we should done the focus group first,cause now we got thousand of this things 我们售点小组应该提前行动的 因为现在我们弄了成千上万这种东西 So if you wanna get any none addable on The Valentine's Day products go to our webs
艾伦脱口秀第263期:第一夫人是个大话唠
All right,the first lady was just huge talk trash 好吧 第一夫人真是个大话唠 So we did push-ups,and there spontaneously I did 20 and she did 25 所以我们做了俯卧撑 完全自发的我做了20个 她做了25个 but I watch the tape b
艾伦脱口秀第264期:太让人钦佩了
that's not hard that's that's the,my back is so far you can iron a shirt on my back 一点都不难吧 你们看看 我的背几乎没有弧度 都可以在上面熨衣服了 and my feet closed together which is just harder to do than 我的脚离的也
艾伦脱口秀第265期:找话题跟别人聊天
where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there 你妈妈呢 你妈妈在哪儿呢 我妈妈就在那儿啊 There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked every time,I know 在那 她今天来了 您好 每一次我都问 我知道 Please
艾伦脱口秀第266期:前所未有的礼物
Pretty much,Pretty much.You know,my sister actually has a son Michel 多少都会的啦 你知道吧 我的妹妹有个儿子Michel and he looks a lot like me,especially Sheldon which is very weird. 看起来跟我蛮像的 更像Sheldon 这件事很诡
艾伦脱口秀第267期:收视很好的节目
And have you bought your mother a car or anything like that yet? 那你给你妈妈买车或者其他类似的东西了吗 No,no.No,I mean,I sounded like I've been stingy with her. 没啊 没有 不是 听起来像是我对她一直很吝啬 All it's
