《他没那么喜欢你》精讲 39 的美丽和性感把她们都吓跑了

Alex: Hey, buddy¹, you home?

Conor: Yeah. Come on in.

Alex: Hey, you want a beer or an apple martini?

Conor: Oh, that's funny.

Alex: Have you told your parents?

Conor: It's for work. I'm trying to expand my client base.

Alex: By pretending to be gay?

Conor: No, by being more gay-friendly.

Alex: Or, in real estate terms, "gay-adjacent."

Conor: Nice. I'm gonna use that. I should change this. It's maybe a little much.

Alex: I don't know. Dressing² like that, seeing a girl who won't sleep with you I think you can pull it off.

Conor: It's not that she won't sleep with me, douche bag. I have slept with her. It's just she, you know....

Alex: Won't sleep with you anymore.

Conor: Pretty much, yeah. What do you think?

Alex: I think you got a problem because you're gonna have to beat them away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man.

Conor: Holy shit.

阿历克斯：嘿，哥们，在家吗？

康纳：在，进来吧。

阿历克斯：嘿，想喝啤酒吗？或者苹果鸡尾酒？

康纳：哦，真好笑。

阿历克斯：你告诉你父母了吗？

康纳：这是为了工作，我想扩大客户群。

阿历克斯：以假装成一个同性恋的方式？

康纳：应该说是以对同性恋友好的方式。

阿历克斯：或者用房地产术语讲就是“有同志邻居”。

康纳：不错，我以后就这么说。我应该换了它，这或许是有点过头了。

阿历克斯：我不知道，穿成那样和一个不会跟你上床的女孩约会，我觉得你就能得逞了。

康纳：不是她不会跟我上床，傻逼。她跟我上过床，只是她，你知道的....

阿历克斯：再也不会和你上床。

康纳：差不多，是的。你怎么看？

阿历克斯：我觉得你有问题，因为你的美丽和性感把她们都吓跑了。

康纳：见鬼。

1 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

2 dressing   

n.(食物)调料；包扎伤口的用品，敷料

参考例句：

• Don't spend such a lot of time in dressing yourself.别花那么多时间来打扮自己。
• The children enjoy dressing up in mother's old clothes.孩子们喜欢穿上妈妈旧时的衣服玩。