The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？ Soph．（meekly）：The right leg，sir． 右腿 学监...
Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill. 别太自私 一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。...
Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too,...
Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. In an in...
The ability of the Kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got ou...
She'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. That's okay, he said, The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey. Mom pondered that idea and then replied I'd rather buy you a gi...
Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come? Peter asked his mother, and she said, Yes, you can go. She phoned Paul's mothe...
Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the...
Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them o...
Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes all the small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoy...
Quick Cleanup 快速清扫 Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was sur...
学英语要生动的学，看故事学英语，看着这幽默的英语小故事，必定会对提高你对学习英语的兴趣。 Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫 A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road...
学英语要生动的学，看故事学英语，看着这幽默的英语小故事，必定会对提高你对学习英语的兴趣。 A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The fau...
有人在围脖发了一条十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young。于是后来就有了人类都无法阻止中英穿越体了！！真真中英高境界！ 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。 云中谁寄锦书来...
单身狗们，不要黯然神伤啦！不如反省一下自己，最容易导致单身的原因你占几样？且看史上最糟男友现场为你演绎单身宝典！本故事纯属虚构，仅供参考，切勿模仿哦~ 话说，妹纸们遇到这么...
