I have been trying to get up the nerve to ask my girlfriend to marry me. We have been dating for almost a year and I think shes the one . I went shopping for engagement rings and really hated the experience. I wasnt sure what kind of ring shed like a...
Joey: Ive had it ! Im not going to take it anymore. Rachel: Whats the matter ? Joey: Im sick and tired of being the butt of Chandlers practical jokes . One of these days, hes really going to get someone hurt. Rachel: Oh, no. What has he done now ? Jo...
I went to see my doctor because I had a nagging pain in my leg. After he examined me and ran some routine tests, he suggested that I go see a specialist. I made an appointment with Dr. Sloap. Dr. Sloap: Good morning. How are you today? Simon: Im fine...
In my family, there are penny-pinchers and spendthrifts, and everything in between. My brother Frank has the reputation for being stingy with money. He likes to save up and only spend when he has to. I bet he has a lot stashed away. He's careful with...
Even though Ive only been on the job for six months, my manager asked me to train the new hire. She was starting today and when she arrived, we got down to business. Akira: So, the first thing Ill do is to give you a run down of the duties of the job...
The Weekend - Christmas Chronicles A: I hate working on Christmas Eve! Whoa! Get a load of this guy! Come in central, I think weve got ourselves a situation here. B: License and registration please. Have you been drinking tonight, sir? A: I had one o...
Tom: I wonder how much longer well have to put up with Dennis. He is the most incompetent boss Ive ever worked for. Katie: Hes not that bad, is he? I dont have much contact with him. Tom: Are you kidding? Hes always sleeping on the job. The other day...
Elaine: You look happy. Jerry: Me? Oh, I was just talking to Ling. Elaine: Oh, no wonder! You better watch out. Shes a big flirt. Jerry: What do you mean? Elaine: Did she make eyes at you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Jerry: Well, yes, she...
Robert: You look exhausted. You must have been out late last night having fun. Muriel: I wish. Ive actually started moonlighting. Ive decided to go back to school and need the extra money to make ends meet. Robert: Good for you. Thats great. Where ar...
One thing I dread more than anything else is going clothes shopping with my wife. Its not that I dont like helping her buy new clothes. Its just that I have no fashion sense. My wife always asks me, What do you think of this one? and I always answer...
