A: Ok, lets go through this one more time. I dont want anymore ruined or dyed blouses! B: I know, I know. OK, so I have to separate the colors from the whites and put them in this strange looking contraption so called washing machine. A: Right. You h...
A: Howdy! Nice car! What seems to be the problem? B: I dont know! This stupid old car started spewing white smoke and it just died on me. Luckily, I managed to start it up and drive it here. What do you think it is? A: Not sure yet.How about you pop...
A: Okay, next question. If Eric asked you out on a date, what would you say? B: Duh! I would say yes! Eric is the most popular kid in school! Okay, my turn. What would you do if you won the lottery? A: Lets see...If I won the lottery, I would buy two...
A: Hey there, you look a little lost. Are you new here? B: Yeah howd you know? A: You can always spot the newbies. I can give you a few pointers if you want. Were you trying to use this machine here? B: Yeah! I just started my training today and Im n...
A: We now stand ten years past the midpoint of a century that has witnessed four major wars among great nations. Three of these involved our own country. Despite the carnage of these conflicts, America is today the strongest, the most influential and...
Gulam: Steven! Good to see you brother! How are you? How was your trip? Steven: It was fine. Ive been better but, its great to be home, Ive missed you all! Hows mom? Gulam: Shes great! All she ever does is talk about you -her little boy that went to...
Host: Welcome back, music lovers, to I Love That Song! The game show where we test your musical knowledge to the extreme! Lets get started! Team A... Guess this tune: Team A: Carrying Your Love With Me by George Straight! The genre is country music!...
Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! Youre in for a real treat as weve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks! A: Thank you, everyone!...
A: It smells like an ashtray in here! B: Hi honey! Whats wrong? Why do you have that look on your face? A: Whats wrong? I thought we agreed that you were gonna quit smoking. B: No! I said I was going to cut down which is very different. You cant just...
A: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Weve been hired to build a deck on this here house, and turn this boring and drab lawn into a backyard oasis. There is one catch, though. Weve only got one day to finish this, so Im gonna need everyone to give one hu...
