A: Its freezing in here! Can I turn up the heat? B: Dont touch that thermostat! You dont pay the bills around here! A: Dad! Are you serious? Whats the point of having central heating if we cant use it! Look, I can see my breath! B: Put on a sweater!...
A: Did you read this? It says that the number one new years resolution make is to spend more time with friends and family. B: Why would that be funny? A: Well, think about it. We are a society that is always on the go, not because we have to, but bec...
A: Honey, Ill be right back! B: Where are you going? A:I told you already! Im going to get my nails done. B: Again? You just went last week! You spend more time at the nail salon than you do here at home! Honestly, why do you need a manicure every we...
A: Welcome Mr and Mrs Carnwell, please take a seat. B: Thank you. A: So I understand that your family spending has skyrocketed and you want to start budgeting. C: Yes thats correct. Frankly speaking our household income is relatively high and we have...
A: Thank god you are open! I have an emergency! B: Hello, Mr. Henderson what can I do for you? A: I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned ASAP! B: OK, I can have it ready by the end of the week. A: No, you dont understand, I need this tomorrow mo...
A: Hello, maam, can I help you find something? B: Yes, actually Im looking to buy a camera. A:Weve got a wide selection do you know if youd like a point-and-shoot, or something a little fancier? Are you shopping for yourself or for someone else? B: A...
A: Man, Im freaking out! You gotta help me! B: Whoa, whoa, take it easy, relax. Geez, youre sweating like a pig! Whats going on? A: I cant go through with this! I just cant! Im not ready for marriage! What was I thinking? Im only thirty five years ol...
A: Im so excited! We are finally here! Six Flags Magic Mountain! This is the best amusement park in the world! B: Alright, settle down now, youre gonna give yourself a heart attack. C: I cant believe they charged us 30 dollars each. It seems like a r...
A:Ok! Im ready for my driving lesson! Should I start the car? B: Hold on there,Fittipaldi, first lets go over things one more time. Now before you even think of starting the car, make sure your seat is at a comfortable position and you can grip the...
A: What are you doing? B: Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I were thirty. A: Come on! Stop being so vain. You look great! You are beautiful! B: Yes, I am, but I think its time for some plastic surgery Im tired of these wrinkles and sagging ski...