[00:00.50]The morning after my funeral, [00:02.12]my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives. [00:07.63]While some did their cooking... [00:12.01]and some did their cleaning... [00:16.01]and some did their yoga... [00:18.93]...
[00:00.50]Get out, or I will get in this pool and just grab you. Get out! [00:08.30]Get over here. [00:11.68]Get -- get over here! [00:19.10]All right, give me your arm. Get back -- [00:31.20]Move it! That's right! Get over here! [00:41.71]Paul, we h...
[00:00.50]What are you doing? We are at a wake. [00:03.79]When we got here, you said we could go in the pool. [00:06.21]I said you could go by the pool. [00:09.42]Do you have your swimsuits on? [00:10.92]Yeah, we put them under our clothes before we...
[00:00.50]Ease up, you little vampire. [00:05.92]Lynette, I've been looking all over for you. [00:09.30]Are you aware of what your sons are doing?...
[00:00.50]I wouldn't eat that if I were you. [00:02.21]Why? [00:03.12]I made it. Trust me. [00:07.42]Hey, hey, do you -- do you have a death wish? [00:09.63]No, I just refuse to believe that anybody cans crew up macaroni and cheese. [00:15.64]Oh, my...
[00:00.50]Hey. So, what did Carl say when you confronted him? [00:02.71]You'll love this. He said... [00:05.21]it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex. [00:08.50]Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook. [00:10.51]Yeah, and then he got this...
[00:00.50]A year had passed since the divorce. [00:02.59]Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, [00:06.59]even one who would make fun of her cooking. [00:09.09]Mom... why would someone kill themselves? [00:15.48]We...
[00:00.50]Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, [00:02.79]brought macaroni and cheese. [00:05.00]Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, [00:07.92]saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, [00:10.21]and she rarely made it...
[00:00.50]Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, [00:03.00]brought a spicy paella. [00:06.51]Since her modeling days in New York, [00:08.39]Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food... [00:12.60]and rich men. [00:15.81]Carlos, who worked in m...
[00:00.50]I was laid to rest on a monday. [00:03.21]After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects. [00:09.59]And, as people do in these situations, they brought food. [00:13.39]Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. [...
