Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli...
一对夫妇在公园里散步,发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上,动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢?妻子说。 亲爱的,丈夫回答说,我还不认识那个女子呢!...
垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢? 旁观者:我没那耐性。...
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三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个说,“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么,”另...
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