A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments（服装，衣着）...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent. One penny?! exclaimed（大叫，呼喊） the guy. The barman replied, Yes. So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, Could I ha...
Babies, even those too young to talk, can understand many of the words that adults are saying and their brains process them in a grown-up way. Combining the cutting-edge technologies of MRI and MEG, scientists at the University of California, San Die...
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. What are you reading, dear? I don't know. the little girl answered. You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know. I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening, explained t...
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. Johnny, she said, If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? Thirty-four, Johnny answered unhesitatingly（...
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted（突然说出） , Mom, th...
The cruise ship my friend was working on docked（停驻） at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank（跳板，踏板） as a passageway to the dock far below. The staff stood motionl...
On a beautiful Octorber day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace, we assumed there was road construction or an accident ahead. My husband reached for the CB radio and asked, Can anyo...
Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summers day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road. Its so hot! Lets go for a swim in that lake to cool down! suggested the first woman. But we havent got any swimming things to put o...
You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will s...
