Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day. Brown: What for? Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: One...
One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop. The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the oth...
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） . Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very s...
One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier. The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daub...
Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。 英语笑话...
A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred（家族，亲属关系） to him, the poor fellow replied, We are all descended from on...
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters hi...
A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Who is the most obedient（顺从的） , never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told? He inquired. Th...
The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having? Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I tw...
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized（剽窃，抄袭） term paper. He summoned（传唤） the student to his office. This isn't your work. he said. Someone...
