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How to reject a man GG:Can I buy you a drink? MM:Actually I'd rather have the money. GG:Can I have your name? MM:Why? Don't you already have one? GG:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for...
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One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. "Before I came out," said one,"I ran into some of the...
Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lif...
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c...
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For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter. "My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a b...
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