I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time...
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？...
1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Studen...
InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲...
I don't know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, " I don't ev...
Millionaire CEO:"My wife made a millionaire out of me." Assistant:"What were you before?" CEO:" A multimillionaire." 百万富翁 主管人：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手： 以前你...
Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something...
Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he re...
得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲，孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨，老先生决定印盒 名片。 文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双...
人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practise all th...
