Old Man And Donkey There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a s...
惠灵顿:一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰·丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速...
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1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets hi...
Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother, "Mom, I'll be good for a dollar" The mother replies, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good, you should be good all the time" The little boy says,...
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How to reject a man GG:Can I buy you a drink? MM:Actually I'd rather have the money. GG:Can I have your name? MM:Why? Don't you already have one? GG:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for...
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One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. "Before I came out," said one,"I ran into some of the...
Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lif...