In the office, Wednesday morning Jess: But still, I didn't want this wallpaper. And every time I try to open a program, all I see is a cross-dressing Bush. Ann: I heard about that horrible virus! It automatically e-mails itself as an attachment to ev...
Jess: Oh, no. It looks like my computer really has caught a virus. Ann: Why? Did you open an attachment? Jess: Yes, something called George W. Bush. An hour later, all I see are pictures of George W. Bush in women's clothes. Ann: [Looks at Jess' moni...
James:He's only interested in harassing you. How can he expect us to have so much time to waste? Jess: I almost want to send him a virus to shut his stupid computer down. James:As obnoxious as Bean is, we should still try to finish this case. Jess: T...
James walks by an hour later James:You know that this afternoon's meeting is cancelled, right? Jess: Why am I always the last to know these things? James:I sent out a notice. You've stopped checking your e-mail? Jess: No, but Bean did send me like a...
Later, Jess and Ann sit down at their desks Jess: [Checking her e-mail] Did Bean send these dirty jokes to you, too? Look! Ann: What a creep! Phony good luck e-mails are one thing, but sexual harassment is crossing the line. Jess: No wonder he asked...
Jess: Did you get Bean's ten different good luck forwards, like that one from the Dalai Lama? James:Yeah, I deleted all that superstitious crap. What a waste of bandwidth! Jess: I figured I might as well send one or two of them out. Maybe my luck wil...
Ann: How can we develop a new brand image with no direction whatsoever? James:With the fifty forwards he sent out today, maybe we'll inadvertently get inspired. Ann: I guess this is a good excuse to surf the Net on someone else's dime. James:Who'd ha...
Meeting with Mr. Bean, Monday at nine p.m. Jess: These three hours chatting with you have been very...interesting. Could you please tell us why we're here? Bean: I want a new brand image. Something creative, something strong. Make no mistake, somethi...
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1.But you could have saved money. 2.This is a massive flea market!...
