《柯南脱口秀》第96期:博物馆惊魂夜
My parents,about 20 years ago,they were driving their car and the same thing happened.It wasn't a jaguar. 我父母 大约二十年前 他们开着自己的车 发生了同样的事情 那不是辆捷豹 I won't get them one of those,But they pulled
《柯南脱口秀》第97期:竞选的主题
Excellent show tonight,right,andy?Oh,you know probably. 今晚节目很棒 是吧 安迪 就那样吧 We do have a great show.We do.A lot of fun stuff planned,and a kind of history day,I don't know if you know this, 今晚节目很棒的 不知道大家
《柯南脱口秀》第98期:西南航空上新闻
Southwest airlines in the news.Southwest airlines has widened its seats by almost one inch. 西南航空上新闻了 西南航空将座位加宽了近1英寸 I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their a
《柯南脱口秀》第99期:允许女性当选主教
A member of the group abba is opening up an abba-themed restaurant, 阿巴合唱团的一名成员 将开一家阿巴主题的餐厅 where you sing and dance along with the waiters. 顾客可以跟服务员一起唱歌跳舞 It's being called a great
《柯南脱口秀》第100期:密室逃脱
Barney frank coming out here.Terrific program all around.I want to mention something. 巴尼弗兰克也会来 今晚节目很棒 我想提件事 Recently I heard about a popular new activity here in L.A.It's a new thing.It's called the escape room 我
《柯南脱口秀》第101期:争议性新闻
That's my new thing,Andy,to stand slightly to the side.It slenderizes me. 这是我的新招牌 安迪 稍稍侧身站 显瘦 Right.I learned in from a top model.And 200,000 dollars in research. 嗯 我跟顶级超模学的 还花了二十万元做研究
《柯南脱口秀》第102期:一群嬉皮士
It's April 15th.It's tax day.My audience doesn't care.They don't play their taxes.Bunch of hippies. 已经4月15日了 报税日 观众们才不在乎呢 他们都不缴税的 一群嬉皮士 It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the
《柯南脱口秀》第104期:消息网榜单
You guys all read buzzfeed.Buzzfeed publish hundreds of lists on their site every day. 大家都看消息网的 消息网每天在网站上公布上百个榜单 That's what they do,andy,lists.It's yeah,listicals. 他们就干这个 安迪 公布榜单
《柯南脱口秀》第105期:苹果手表
Ice Cube's goint to be here in just a couple of minutes.And I have got to mention something. 艾斯库珀稍后就登台 我想提件事 I just noticed this in the commercial break.Andy,is that an apple watch? 我刚刚在播广告的时候发现 安迪
《柯南脱口秀》第106期:别来烦我
Andy,let's go.It froze again.Ok,what. 安迪 赶紧的 又卡住了 好吧 so,ok,you know it's spinning,so we will just,did you see Game of Throneson sunday? 在刷呢 我们 你周日看《权利的游戏》了吗 No,I didn't see it yet.How was it?I
《柯南脱口秀》第107期:不接受废话
You know what's funny,I have talked to you a million times.Hung out with you some.We shot some stuff together. 有趣的是 我和你聊过上百万次了 跟你一起玩过 我们拍了一些短片 And yet people are intimidated by you sometimes,rig
《柯南脱口秀》第108期:有些女孩不该做什么
All right.I know you,man.The point we took out feathers and started tickling. 好吧 我了解你 兄弟 我们现在应该拿出羽毛挠痒了 I learned my lesson.Last time,I got to ask you about this.Last time you were on the show you said some gi
《柯南脱口秀》第109期:失去一代的观众
We're back,sitting here with Ice Cube.You are,you are a big L.A.Sprots fan.Yeah,yeah,a big Sports fan. 我们回来了 我旁边坐着的是艾斯库珀 你是一个超级洛杉矶体育迷 是的 超级洛杉矶体育迷 But you know what is interes
《柯南脱口秀》第110期:小成本电影
You know what's hard to believe,it's hard to believe,It's the 20th anniversary of the movie Friday,20th anniversary. 你知道吗 很难相信 今年是《星期五》上映二十周年 二十周年 It still feels like it was eight years ago.Really d
《柯南脱口秀》第112期:变成富二代
That's got to be,that's got to be a trip to see your son playing you at that time in your life. 看到你儿子扮演 那个时候的你一定很有意思 It was like a damn Back to the futuremovie.you know what I mean. 简直就像《回到未来》
