幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea...
幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。...
幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他...
幽默笑话:借口 Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He...
幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个...
幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。...
幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache...
幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔...
幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作...
In an entrance examination of a conservatory，the teacher asked one boy，What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什...
