幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking...
幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不...
幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她...
幽默笑话:拿破仑病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father...
幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understandi...
1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Studen...
美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能，也就是当外人打入电话时，如果主人不在家，电话没人接，电话机会自动播送一段提示，内容通常是：抱歉，...
MyFather'sAshes A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there a...
FineforParking Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" (note: "fine" has two mea...
A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one...
