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不应有的幽默 "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Tr...
有一块寓学于嘻的天地往往为英语自学者所忽视。 这块天地就是发表在英语刊物边边角角里的英语 绕口令、谜语和幽默。任何语言大致都有三个层 次:语...
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1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets hi...
Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother, "Mom, I'll be good for a dollar" The mother replies, "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good, you should be good all the time" The little boy says,...
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How to reject a man GG:Can I buy you a drink? MM:Actually I'd rather have the money. GG:Can I have your name? MM:Why? Don't you already have one? GG:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for...
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