幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black，Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦...
幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but...
幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ...
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。 Do you doubt that a goo...
This Short Story The Fragrance is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. In a small town lived a wealthy merchant. He was very kind and charitable. He had a son, who had unfortunately fallen into a bad company. Many times the...
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？ Merry Christmas to ewe（发音同you）! 母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐） What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么...
I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could...
Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him. Then George said, Now I ha...
The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him. Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered...
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I....
