OK, I'm here for homeroom. I'm here for English and I'm here anytime you just wanna talk. Cool. Did I say you could talk? I thought so. You (are) trouble Matthews? You (are) the guy who's gonna bring down the new teacher? No, sir. That would be Shawn...
Shawn, if Harley Keiner's the biggest and meanest, then who are those two who almost killed us? What if they were the nice guys? What if they were the welcoming committee? What is this place? Hi! Topanga! What's with you guys? We just miss you. That'...
This is it, high school. What happens to us now will determine our entire futures. This is it, high school. What happens to us now will determine our entire futures. My sideburns aren't straight? Shawn, what are you worried about? Look, it's just a s...
Oh, thanks. Alright, look, we've got all the answers to high school right here. Having a big brother finally paid off. Cor, sign this. With regard to my brother Eric Matthews, hereafter referred to as Oh, Great One, I, Cory Matthews, hereafter referr...
Cory, let's go. You want to be late for your first day of high school? Alan, don't yell at him. He's probably a nervous wreck . Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. How are you doing? Hey, Morgan, looking short. Go back to camp, loser. Core, you are not... A nervous...
Knock, knock. Mr Matthews? What a surprise! Where're your parents? They didn't bring me. I took the bus. Actually they don't even know I'm here. I've brought you a germanium. Geranium. Didn't I say germanium? Yes, you did. In fact, germanium is a che...
Cor, you look terrible. Coffee? What are you doing with the coffee? I always drink coffee after I kill a man. Cory, Mr. Feeny is in the hospital because of a bad appendix. No matter what you wished, you had nothing to do with it. But how come I can't...
Mr. Matthews, who's the new teacher? Carron. Carron? Yeah. We are on a first-name basis. Cozy. And we are not taking that geography test either. In fact, we've done away with geography. No one needs it. You must think you've died and got to heaven. Y...
Yesterday we were absolutely enthralled by the first 1600 exciting lines of Beowulf. Can anyone recap for us? Hrothgar, king of the Danes, on the island of Zealand has built the mead hall Heorot for feasting his warriors, but they abandoned it becaus...
Free barbel, love Arny? Feel better, love, Amy. Oh, that's what you think you wrote. Cory, read this. Fried baloney, love Elvin. Just sign it. What is it? It's a get-well card for Mr. Feeny. Here, you sign it too. I don't think so, Mom. Suit yourself...
