Don't go, Rebecca. Sorry, I really don't feel like being here anymore. You haven't seen the whole house, I mean, let me take you to the roof. Actually, Eric, I think it's nice we didn't go any further than we did. Thank you. No problem. Why don't we...
Hi, mom. This is Rebecca. Now, uh, it's kind of a new relationship. So don't say anything too embarrassing, OK? Oh, hi, Rebecca. He wet his bed till he was twelve. Oh, Oops. Come sit. Hey, weasel, you wanna move your stuff off the table, we gotta cra...
Michael and Lisa Marie? Looks like it. Since when? Just now. That was it. What? That? Yeah, you saw it happen. I can't believe it! I saw it happen and I still don't know how it happens. Stop obsessing, man, you're gonna pop a lobe. You're right. I sh...
Oh, Duben's out sick again? Health teacher's sick again? Not a lot of credibility. Wonder what kind of creepy substitute we got today? Wow. That is no substitute. That is the real thing. Good afternoon class, I'm Miss Kelly and I will be filling in f...
Richard and Cindy. Very deeply in love. Since when? Lunch. Ah, Mr. Heckle and Mr. Jeckle . Don't we have classes to attend? Mr. Feeny, shouldn't you break them up or hose them down or something? Oh, I wouldn't interrupt their tryst, Mr. Mathews. They...
Three O'clock, guys! It's time to go home. We gotta hose the place down. Who the heck are you? Oh, I'm your worst nightmare. I am a teacher. Oh, a teacher. No wonder I don't recognize you. What do you teach? Oh, English lit. and kickboxing. What seem...
Hey, Matthews, we survived Day One, huh? The day is young, sir. And so was I. I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be the one faceup in the suit. Are you OK, Matthews? You know Mr. Turner, You know that book you gave us, the Odyssey? Yeah. Did the guy i...
Oh, Great One. What are you doing here, Shawn? Um, I'm just calling him now. I don't know if his name is Shawn, or anything. Too bad. Well? It's about your brother. In school hours, I have no brother. Yeah, you know, 3:00, you'll really have no broth...
So Johnny, I just wanna to thank you for the chance of meeting our new school principal and getting detention all week with my good friend Marian. I'm very very sorry. Oh, think nothing of it. By the way Johnny B, do you think you can meet me in the...
Look, Harley, I will make this short and sweet. Everyone knows you are a tough guy, a vicious guy, but that's all they know, if, if you made friends with a 7th grader, and just, you know, looked out for him all year, everyone would like you even more...