I can't believe Mr. Feeny actually missed a day of school. Well, you know who you can thank for that, don't you? Zeus? Me! I wished for him to get sick, and he did. You didn't wish for him to get sick. Sure I did, yesterday when we weren't studying....
There is a look. Don't tell me. You've died and come back as a bat with a perm . This Hindu Yoga position increases blood flow to the brain, thus maximizing concentration and cognitive performance. It's also quite a rush. I am so nervous. You? My pal...
You've got your milk. You've got your peanut butter. How about a banana? What about a raw egg? Hey! Why's that have to be raw? Why can't we scramble it and put it in? Stallone drinks raw eggs. Stallone's like 5 foot 2. And you're like 2 foot 5. Go wi...
Hey, guys. Here he is, young me. How's your second date? Went on another date? Yeah, my last one. Oh, second date's slump. I have seen it happen 1000 times. Not to me. You know, you know, I'm thinking it's deeper than that. See, each one of us was bo...
May I ask you a personal question? Sure. Why are there socks all over your floor? Oh, I was just practising. I envy your flexibility. Oh, this is not so hard. Come on, I'll give you some pointers. All right, first, you got some ammo. Ninja turtles? A...
Hi, is Topanga there? Yeah, I did mean physically. Hi, Topanga, it's me, Cory Matthews. You probably remember me from school? Well, listen, when I made this date, I didn't know it at that time, but now I just found out. Topanga, I gotta be totally ho...
Ok, what do you know that I don't know? Nothing. Which kid is it? Cory. Oh, I knew it. Ok, Ok. Let's see. He's too old to steal candy, but too young to wreck a car. Oh, no, it's a girl. It is. Cory is going on his first date, isn't that sweet? Yeah,...
I'm gonna go sit with Hilary. Oh, yeah, nothing's changed. Alright, Shawn wants to be with a girl? To complete that game, first stop, research. Minkus, let's talk Perky. Ah, your telegram has finally arrived. No, this isn't romance. It's revenge. Two...
Ok, so in front of the movie theater... First of all, did she pay or did you pay? Eric, we snuck in. She agreed to a criminal act? I like this girl. Then, I go to get the popcorn, right? Oh, very important , did she offer to pay? We split it right do...
Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out? Simple, you open the door and say, get out, you are bothering me. No, I mean like on a date. Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers till he hears the word yes. Sounds l...
