Jim: Hey. Why did you take that money? You are such a cheater! I should send you to jail! Karen: I am not cheating. When you pass go, you collect $200, Everyone knows that! Jim: Well you cant just take the money. You have to ask the bank for money. A...
Cindy: Mother, father, Id like to introduce you to my fiance, Bob. Miranda: Hello, Bob. Welcome. Bob: Thanks for having me. Nice to meet the both of you. Ive heard so much! Thurston: So Cindy told you about bringing home her last boyfriend, then? Hah...
A: Sorry to bother you sir, but I have some bad news. B: What is it? A: Well, the stock market just took a huge plunge and weve lost a lot of money! B: What do you mean? What happened? A: There are many factors that weigh in, but NASDAQ is down 200 p...
A: What are you doing? B: Im just looking for a nice pillow on Ebay. A: You are shopping for a pillow online? Thats absurd! B: Why? I dont have to leave the house or browse a dozen stores to find what Im looking for. This way, I just search for it on...
Mr. Smith: Im glad you could find time to meet with me, Mr. Johnson. I cant think of a nicer environment for our meeting today, the ambiance here is lovely! Mr. Johnson: No problem, if possible I always combine business with pleasure. Now, lets hear...
Lawyer: Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, My client, Robert Malone, has been accused of a crime he did not commit. The prosecution has accused my client of being a pickpocket! I know we have heard the testimony of many people here today p...
Todd:Hello, thanks for calling 123 Tech Help, Im Todd. How can I help you? Client: Hello? Can you help me? My computer! Oh man... Todd:Its okay sir, calm down. What happened? Client: I turned on my laptop and it broke! I mean, the monitor went black!...
A:We have been going around in circles for the past hour! Will you just please stop and ask for directions? B:We are not lost! Im just taking the scenic route. A:Yeah, whatever.I told you we should buy that GPS that was on sale, but would you listen...
A: Welcome to the National Post. How may I help you? B: Hi, I would like to send this package to China, and these postcards as well. A: Very well. You will need some stamps for the postcards and I need to weigh that package, too. B: Great. How much i...
A: Im hungry, lets grab a bite to eat. B: Sure! How about we go home and prepare a couple of sandwiches? A: Nah! Lets go get a burger and fries. B: All you ever do is have unhealthy fast food Pizza, fries, burgers and hot dogs! You have to start eati...
